Birds often fish, North and south, but rarely swim.

> Birds often fish, North and south, but rarely swim.

Tell that to the penguins!

> That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

wich is ?

How do you put an elephant into a refregirator ?

> ...don't be ridiculous....

It's easy ! Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Now, how do you put a giraffe in a refregirator ?

> ...take the elephant out.....

Your not as rediculous as thought. Now, The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

> I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

Don't be fooled by what other says, it is.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

> A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she
> said 'no'.
>

Dominique gave me that same ridiculous answer the first time I asked.


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> Dominique gave me that same ridiculous answer the first time I asked.

That's not what she said to me...Maybe it was another Dominique ?

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

ORGY!

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How do you define ridiculous ?

I sense a Jessica response coming on..

> How do you define ridiculous ?
>

Er.... thinking Johnny Cash was the change you got from a Durex machine!!

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@ Petit Soleil

Well, I've sat here all night and I'm still waiting to find out which animal didn't attend?



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

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> @ Petit Soleil
>
> Well, I've sat here all night and I'm still waiting to find out which animal
> didn't attend?

The one he ate before he called the conference?

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> > ...take the elephant out.....
>
> Your not as rediculous as thought. Now, The Lion King is hosting an animal
> conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
>

The Elephant, he couldn't pack his trunk

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I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again...

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NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of directors unanimously rejected the $11 billion takeover bid by Philip Morris and Co. A Kraft spokesman stated in a press conference that the offer was rejected because the $90-per-share bid did not reflect the true value of the company.

Wall Street insiders, however, tell quite a different story. Apparently, the Kraft board of directors had all but signed the takeover agreement when they learned of Philip Morris' marketing plans for one of their major Middle East subsidiaries. To a person, the board voted to reject the bid when they discovered that the tobacco giant intended to reorganize Israeli Cheddar, Ltd., and name the new company Cheeses of Nazareth.

.o0(Maybe I should have posted this in the Religion Thread. Oh, well... Pass the biscuits, Grommit.)

> @ Petit Soleil
>
> Well, I've sat here all night and I'm still waiting to find out which animal
> didn't attend?

Don't be reidiculous, you know it...It's the giraffe !!!
(Actually the Giraffe was supposed to go in the fridge first...)

Now There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?