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Message 1120121 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 18:44:44 UTC

Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon.
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Message 1120123 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 18:48:22 UTC - in response to Message 1120121.  

Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon.


What do you mean? He's undercover TSA! ;-D

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Message 1120126 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 19:12:16 UTC
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1) "He's the one your mother always warned you about."

2) "Steaks too hard to cut nowadays? Introducing the all-new Ginsu Nose-Slicer. After this minor surgical adjustment, place these blades in your nose and lean you head down to your steak. Wave a flower in front of your nose...SNEEZE! and Wah-lah! Steak cut paper-thin!! Now available for $39.99 at your local surgeon's office!"


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Message 1120220 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 22:57:33 UTC - in response to Message 1120026.  




Want to see my nether region?
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Message 1120237 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 0:41:55 UTC

I'll never suffer from plugged sinuses again!
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Message 1120240 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 0:50:43 UTC

Last week he stuck out his tongue and, well, he will never "French Kiss" again.

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Message 1120261 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 2:35:38 UTC

I will pick a winner tomorrow morning US Eastern Time, keep 'em coming!

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Message 1120283 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 5:03:07 UTC



(Headline for the National Enquirer)

"Extraterrestrial Infiltration of SETI@home Exposed!"
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Message 1120405 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 14:03:48 UTC - in response to Message 1120283.  

you should see where he keeps his Prince Albert
In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
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Message 1120406 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 14:05:30 UTC
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OK, here we go:

3rd Place and winner of the Billy Mays Memorial Trophy for the most elaborate infomercial-style caption, Blurf with:

"Steaks too hard to cut nowadays? Introducing the all-new Ginsu Nose-Slicer. After this minor surgical adjustment, place these blades in your nose and lean you head down to your steak. Wave a flower in front of your nose...SNEEZE! and Wah-lah! Steak cut paper-thin!! Now available for $39.99 at your local surgeon's office!"


2nd Place and winner of the Wes Craven Award for gratuitous reference to mutilation above and beyond the disturbingly obvious, Soft_Spirit with:


Piercing Schmiercing. Wanna see my amputations?


1st Place and winner of the l33t award for best reference to a great site for worthless Bags-O-Crap, SkilDude with:

I bet even Woot.com couldn't sell that knife holder


Take it away Skildude!

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Message 1120421 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 15:09:49 UTC - in response to Message 1120406.  

w00T w00T here we go again...

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Message 1120425 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 15:20:45 UTC - in response to Message 1120421.  

w00T w00T here we go again...


After obtaining a bootleg copy of the entire Star Trek series, Madrassas in Afghanistan begin using the "Vulcan Mind Meld" to indoctrinate new Jihadi recruits...


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Message 1120461 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 15:57:50 UTC
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1) "My mind to your mind..."

2) Achmed accidentally uses the "Vulcan death grip"

3) Gitmo for juveniles...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1120484 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 16:50:18 UTC
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Muhammad's flamingo palm punch is just not as effective as Miyagi's crane kick.
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Message 1120600 - Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 20:49:53 UTC

Where kids learn how to play, kick your can.
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Message 1120686 - Posted: 24 Jun 2011, 2:14:55 UTC

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the ash away.
On my way to where the air is grit.

Can you tell me how to get...
Get away from Sesame Pit!
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Message 1120706 - Posted: 24 Jun 2011, 3:31:39 UTC



1) "I control your mind.....give me your food."
2) "I am the Airbender....leave me, peon."


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Message 1120714 - Posted: 24 Jun 2011, 4:15:35 UTC

Use the Farce, Fluke!

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Message 1120865 - Posted: 24 Jun 2011, 14:03:35 UTC

Our intrepid explorer uses a Vulcan mind meld to discover the secret of the one footed tribe.
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Message 1120889 - Posted: 24 Jun 2011, 14:41:29 UTC

I will show you a trick of the drunken monkey, little grasshopper!
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