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Message 1119800 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 21:27:24 UTC



"I address you, my tribe, from above....go out and seek much food so we may feast."


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Message 1119832 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 22:50:43 UTC - in response to Message 1119518.  




My wife said she would kick my butt into next Tuesday. What day is this?
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Message 1119905 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 6:20:48 UTC

Boinc....
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Message 1119907 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 6:37:37 UTC

The future of Womens Basketball
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Message 1119921 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 8:12:32 UTC

My own submission: "Yippee, I caught Theramansi. He's in the briar pen!"

I got to end this contest now, it's getting to hard to choose. :)

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3. Monday - "Guess who ate all the beans!"

for shear 'Eeew' factor :p

2. Chris S - "Local tribesman models this seasons must have invisible platform shoes."

I love the irony of invisible fashion.

1. KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose - "Recently declassified CIA documents reveal that covert experimentation with anti-gravity lift belt technology among the Maasai is the real reason for Kenyan marathon dominance... "

My better half knew that this would be my favorite, because it just geeky enough to tickle my fancy
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Message 1119958 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 12:00:27 UTC

Thanks Theramansi!

I will have a new one up shortly...

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell

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Message 1119986 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 13:31:51 UTC

OK campers, let's see what witticisms you can extract from this!



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell

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Message 1119998 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 13:50:13 UTC

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Message 1120014 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 14:26:26 UTC

I prefer my nose instead of a good steak, Joe said...
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Message 1120026 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 15:03:30 UTC

Wow, the things a guy will do to get a date!

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Message 1120032 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 15:33:42 UTC

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Message 1120037 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 16:00:03 UTC

I bet even Woot.com couldn't sell that knife holder


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Message 1120038 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 16:00:09 UTC

When this guy picks His nose, He really picks It.
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Message 1120070 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 17:19:46 UTC

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Message 1120077 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 17:38:03 UTC

Stupid is as stupid does...
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Message 1120098 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 18:10:38 UTC

Piercing Schmiercing. Wanna see my amputations?
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Message 1120121 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 18:44:44 UTC

Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon.
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Message 1120123 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 18:48:22 UTC - in response to Message 1120121.  

Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon.


What do you mean? He's undercover TSA! ;-D

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Message 1120126 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 19:12:16 UTC
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1) "He's the one your mother always warned you about."

2) "Steaks too hard to cut nowadays? Introducing the all-new Ginsu Nose-Slicer. After this minor surgical adjustment, place these blades in your nose and lean you head down to your steak. Wave a flower in front of your nose...SNEEZE! and Wah-lah! Steak cut paper-thin!! Now available for $39.99 at your local surgeon's office!"


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Message 1120220 - Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 22:57:33 UTC - in response to Message 1120026.  




Want to see my nether region?
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