Hey!
What's your talent?
Would you like to share just a little with your friends at S@H?
Pictures of paintings you've done? Poems you've written? Your incredible video of a pristine performance of you on 1st violin playing some Bach fugue?
Share a little something with us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eABkoKj1I7s

I can walk and chew gum at the same time. Other than that I'm useless.

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I was Governor of the State of Confusion several decades ago.

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Ok, the truth is I am only ambidextrous.
I can think with both ends of my brain.
celttooth

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wiggle my ears and make my right eye sound squeak like it needs oil

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In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
Diogenes Of Sinope

You do realise that Sarge will roast our nuts on an open fire. I think he meant this thread to be serious.

Very sorry, I guess my first post set the tone of the thread. All I meant was to poke fun at my lack of talent

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Humour is one of God's three great gifts, and a wonderful talent.
celttooth

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I seem to have a talent for fostering giant earthworms. The size of my pinky and some over 6 inches long.

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Pluto will always be a planet to me.

Seti Ambassador
Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

What can I say...

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Must be the refrigeration of the egg whites..........

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Oh lordy, I think I'd better stay outta this one .... ;-))

LOL.....wise man knows where not to tread.

I usually walk in the door when it has been opened.......

That was a favorite saying of an old friemd of mine.
When making a rather, shall we say, robust statement, and reviewing the aftermath, he would say..........

'Look buddy, you opened the door. I just walked through it.'

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Must be the refrigeration of the egg whites..........

As a matter of fact, quite the opposite is true. Room temperature egg whites beat up far higher than chilled ones.

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Must be the refrigeration of the egg whites..........

As a matter of fact, quite the opposite is true. Room temperature egg whites beat up far higher than chilled ones.

At last, someone who appreciates my culinery skills.

I'm not just a pretty face.

Although Sidney seems quite taken with my attributes...but he won't tell me which ones....the tease.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Shhh....I have heard that my good friend Sidney is quite skilled at polishing his Aspidistra.

But don't let on that I told you.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

I seem to have a talent for doing jobs nobody else wants to do, and having them mostly turn out successful. They say there is no rest for the wicked or the multi-talented, so I must be one of the latter.

I'm also getting really good at giving funerary orations for departed Veterans. I attribute that to too much practice, especially lately. But if it helps ease the pain of those left behind....

And it doesn't hurt that there is usually a pretty good feast after the funeral, to refresh the memories and share stories (some only a little embellished).

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

Officers Club
Pall Mall
London
IR1 UR2

My beloved Mrs Miggins is indeed correct that seeing to my Aspidistra is a consuming hobby of mine, and a final application of button polish gives it quite a shine. I might also somewhat modestly say that I can expertly jiggle a couple of balls in a pocket, but Miggins insists that I restrict that to the snooker room.

With warmest regards,

Sidney J. Snodgrass (Rtd)

Rangoon Ramblers Hon Sec

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Will Muriel Miggins ever be mine?

Shhh....I have heard that my good friend Sidney is quite skilled at polishing his Aspidistra.

But don't let on that I told you.

Merciful heavens!!! This information fairly frosts my viburnum plicatum plicatum!

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I think it is a good thing such things don't occur or grow here...
We do have button polish

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Wow. No real talent?!

Pbbbt. :P

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Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes.

I can 'heel and toe' and 'double de-clutch' and I do so every day, but wish I had a super-charger, or a very good sound track! I've also found an ability to drink alcohol, without, ever, having a 'hang-over'!

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Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive!