BEET'S Give us a Caption #30

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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1087493 - Posted: 16 Mar 2011, 19:55:43 UTC - in response to Message 1087490. Last modified: 16 Mar 2011, 19:57:33 UTC "Honest Lieutenant, It was like this when I signed it out!" celttooth ID: 1087493 ·

Tim Norton Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jun 99 Posts: 835 Credit: 33,540,164 RAC: 0	Message 1087510 - Posted: 16 Mar 2011, 20:36:10 UTC - in response to Message 1087507. See i told you it was dangerous using these new carphone things! Tim ID: 1087510 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 32022 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1087513 - Posted: 16 Mar 2011, 20:43:08 UTC Can I use an iPhone instead? ID: 1087513 ·

Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0	Message 1087601 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 0:12:02 UTC Total Recall ID: 1087601 ·

Michael Roberts Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0	Message 1087602 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 0:18:20 UTC - in response to Message 1087490. The potential problems of mobile phones are still underestimated. ID: 1087602 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 1087607 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 0:48:52 UTC Last modified: 17 Mar 2011, 0:50:07 UTC 1) "I'll have one of those pay-phones. Make it To-Go." 2) Bummer for the cop who hit the pay-phone with his cruiser. Worse for the guy who was using the phone at the time. ID: 1087607 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 1087655 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 3:56:05 UTC Well, Captain, it went something like this: Perp A succeeded in wriggling his handcuffed hands in front of him, and he drove off in the cruiser while I was frisking perp B. I then called for backup, but by the time backup had arrived, perp A had had a heart attack and taken out the last pay phone in town. BOINC WIKI ID: 1087655 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 1087658 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 3:58:35 UTC The pitt maneuver gone wrong. BOINC WIKI ID: 1087658 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1087667 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 4:41:57 UTC I swear, it was texting not me. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1087667 ·

Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1087671 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 4:54:35 UTC 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12..... please deposit another 75 cents. ID: 1087671 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1087678 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 5:03:11 UTC Some days, you know, Joe just phones it in... ID: 1087678 ·

Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20	Message 1087691 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 5:32:40 UTC I TOLD them the brakes felt mushy..... Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1087691 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1087805 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 16:34:57 UTC Last modified: 17 Mar 2011, 16:37:06 UTC Umm, this picture has been used before... "I swear, sarge - the phone booth was moving at 65!" . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1087805 ·

soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6498 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0	Message 1087868 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 21:13:59 UTC All righty.. Judgement time! Sorry if the pick was a re-run, but I do not recall seeing it before, and.. well you guys were awesome as usual! #3 Bummer for the cop who hit the pay-phone with his cruiser. Worse for the guy who was using the phone at the time. -- Steven Meyer #2 Well, Captain, it went something like this: Perp A succeeded in wriggling his handcuffed hands in front of him, and he drove off in the cruiser while I was frisking perp B. I then called for backup, but by the time backup had arrived, perp A had had a heart attack and taken out the last pay phone in town. -- John McLeod And the Grand Prize winner is: 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12..... please deposit another 75 cents.-- Scarecrow Message going out. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb A: The Fish! Janice ID: 1087868 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 1087961 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 3:09:03 UTC - in response to Message 1087868. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb A: The Fish! Q: How many SETI crunchers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It depends on their RAC. ID: 1087961 ·

Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1087990 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 4:49:24 UTC - in response to Message 1087868. Last modified: 18 Mar 2011, 5:33:18 UTC Thanks, s^s!! Sorry for the delay... the wee folk captured me and made me drink green beer all night. Now on with the show! VW Bobier wrote: That ones been here before scarecrow. Shoot... thanks, Vic. How 'bout this one instead? ID: 1087990 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1087997 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:03:59 UTC - in response to Message 1087990. Thanks, s^s!! Sorry for the delay... the wee folk captured me and made me drink green beer all night. Now on with the show! thanks, Vic. How 'bout this one instead? OOPS, you missed my hare. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1087997 ·

Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0	Message 1088002 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:35:48 UTC Last modified: 18 Mar 2011, 6:37:03 UTC Bombs and Bunnies...(Irish IQ test). ID: 1088002 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1088005 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:42:54 UTC I'm gonna wash that dirt right out of my hare... (Too obvious??? Ok, how about "Not tonight dear, I've got to wash my hare.") ID: 1088005 ·

Miep Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 23 Jul 99 Posts: 2412 Credit: 351,996 RAC: 0	Message 1088038 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 10:48:05 UTC Practice makes perfect. Carola ------- I'm multilingual - I can misunderstand people in several languages! ID: 1088038 ·

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