Soft^Spirit Is this weeks pun Queen. As such she gets to pic next Fridays topic.

A quick restating of the rules.

On Friday nights we have a pun topic that the winner of the previous weeks battle chooses.

At any other time anyone is free to post any and all puns.

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Old James

Sorry James. Eric, Vic, and I tired. Honest, we really tried. But s^s and those wanky females just couldn't be stopped. Next time I'll pass out the Viagra before hand/

Those girls are real punsters. LOL

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With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.

I don't even no if have of what I rowt was phunny.

Although sometimes I do.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs.

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@SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon)

Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs.

Sounds like a deliberate attempt at inflicting VAPOR LOCK to me. You just can't trust them women in a competitive setting.

Tell me about being beat. That Angela is more dangerous with a pun than a Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas.
Sorry I couldnt be here last night but I have to work Fridays untill further notice.

Maybe the girls will give us a handicap?

I did read the whole thread. WOW.
I feel like that St. Crispin poem from the movie Rennasance Man.

What did you do in the Pun war daddy. I can only say I held my man hood cheap.

Well done to all.

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Old James

Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs.

That's Ok Eric, Angela is a walking talking theSAURus, At least She's no EXSTINKY Raptor.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Did you know that there was a dinosaur that was shaped like a book? Scientists are calling it a Thesaurus.

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Old James

There were these two cavemen hiding behind a rock to escape a Dinosaur walking by. One said to the other "Dyathinkhesaurus?"

Was this before it was..

Reigning men?

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Janice

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really - it was just a play on words.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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I quess its true the pUn is mightier than the sWORD.

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Old James

If you are gathering wild forest mushrooms, you never know if you will find a real fungai

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Janice

I heard some guy drove his expensive car into a tree.
It was then that he found out how the Mercedes bends.

* If memory serves, our fearless leader Angela will not be able to join us this evenin'.
But knowing Ang, she would encourage us to play on, with gusto.

I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters?
Janice, James, Vic, Scrawcrow, et al ??????????


;o)

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I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters?

I can be had for a reasonable price.

Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:(

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Old James

Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:(

Couldn't get the Walmart gig, eh?

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:(

Aw, we miss you when you aren't here on Friday Nights, James.
Hope the shift goes smoothly and quickly for you tonight. :o)

I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters?

I can be had for a reasonable price.

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I can be had for a reasonable price.

So we've heard!!!

"Be sure to ask about our Student and Senior Citizen discounts!"

Annual subs? I prefer mine a bit fresher. 6" or 12"?

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Janice