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Message 1079154 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:32:05 UTC - in response to Message 1079151.  

One thing the guys don't know is we come with power equipment.
It is standard on all luxary models.

Comments like that really PISTON me off.

do you have a POINTS?
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Message 1079155 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:32:46 UTC - in response to Message 1079154.  

One thing the guys don't know is we come with power equipment.
It is standard on all luxary models.

Comments like that really PISTON me off.

do you have a POINTS?

Nope just a SPARK.
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Message 1079156 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:33:11 UTC - in response to Message 1079152.  

You just like the LOW RIDERS.

Can't help it if I'm a HOT WIRE!

But after all those CADDIES at the club, and all that time at Betty FORD, you know that I'm still best for you, right?
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Message 1079157 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:33:17 UTC

Well girls, looks like we have the Pep-Boys on the running board.
They can't seem to find overdrive, or perhaps their pistons are missing a stroke.
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Message 1079158 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:34:08 UTC - in response to Message 1079156.  

You just like the LOW RIDERS.

Can't help it if I'm a HOT WIRE!

But after all those CADDIES at the club, and all that time at Betty FORD, you know that I'm still best for you, right?


Ya silly LUG.
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Message 1079159 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:34:21 UTC

I just love this PING pong match tonight...
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Message 1079160 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:35:28 UTC
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But after all those CADDIES at the club, and all that time at Betty FORD, you know that I'm still best for you, right?

Well, you do have nice JUNK in your TRUNK, dear...
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Message 1079161 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:36:02 UTC - in response to Message 1079159.  

I just love this PING pong match tonight...

Hey, don't KNOCK it... we boy-eees OCTANE win any minute now.
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Message 1079162 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:36:38 UTC - in response to Message 1079161.  

I just love this PING pong match tonight...

Hey, don't KNOCK it... we boy-eees OCTANE win any minute now.

Nah girls will WIPE R road with you.
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Message 1079163 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:37:13 UTC - in response to Message 1079157.  

Well girls, looks like we have the Pep-Boys on the running board.
They can't seem to find overdrive, or perhaps their pistons are missing a stroke.

Is that TWO or FOUR? As there's TWO much smoke here TWO tell.
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Message 1079164 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:38:04 UTC - in response to Message 1079160.  

Well, you do have nice JUNK in your TRUNK, dear...


And don't even get me started on his HOT ROD...
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Message 1079165 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:38:08 UTC - in response to Message 1079160.  

But after all those CADDIES at the club, and all that time at Betty FORD, you know that I'm still best for you, right?

Well, you do have nice JUNK in your TRUNK, dear...

And I'm like a DELOREAN... My DOOR goes up for you.


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Message 1079166 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:38:29 UTC

should we CRANK it up a notch?
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Message 1079167 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:39:03 UTC - in response to Message 1079164.  
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Well, you do have nice JUNK in your TRUNK, dear...


And don't even get me started on his HOT ROD...

Aha! Ya admit that Ya STOLE It.
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Message 1079169 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:39:39 UTC - in response to Message 1079165.  

And I'm like a DELOREAN... My DOOR goes up for you.

Beware the SPIKE STRIPS, the DEFLATE things really fast.
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Message 1079170 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:39:59 UTC - in response to Message 1079166.  

The NITROUSes on. Are you ready to PULL OVER yet?
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Message 1079172 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:40:36 UTC - in response to Message 1079164.  

Well, you do have nice JUNK in your TRUNK, dear...


And don't even get me started on his HOT ROD...

Next thing you'll be telling will be about his nifty stick - shift.
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Message 1079173 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:40:57 UTC - in response to Message 1079166.  

should we CRANK it up a notch?

Only If Yer ARMed enough.
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Message 1079174 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:41:05 UTC

Ok, just keep COOLANT we'll win, girls...
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Message 1079175 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 5:41:22 UTC - in response to Message 1079170.  

The NITROUSes on. Are you ready to PULL OVER yet?

Shoot, dude, them yucky ol' girls are ROAD KILL.
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