Scarecrow is this weeks champ, He gets to pick a topic next Friday.
Untill then any pun, good or bad is welcome.

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Old James

And where is Karen? I do hope Karen CAN make it this evening...

Me too... she'd enjoy seeing me on a DOUBLE ROLL.

I'm sorry I didn't MAKE IT last night.
I so wanted to take the PLUNGE.

NUMBER ONE: two of my BFF'S took me out for a birthday dinner,
NUMBER TWO: alASS I was too POOPED to POTTY.

I tried to stay awake, BUTT I was a WEE bit LOOpy.
I hit the HEAD, and then STRAINED to stay awake. BUTT my EFFORTS were in DRAIN.

I only had one dark beer and a BRANdy Alexander making me very WEEpy, er..sleepy.

I must say, it definitely looked like a CRAP shoot was held here last night.

Next time when WEE have TO GO at it, I will WIPE up the floor with any PASSerby.

Until next week, I BIDET you all ADO-DO.

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To all punsters. I have learned that this Friday, which is my day off ,I have to work. So Scarecrow you are the champ. You must uphold the honour of us guys and beat Angela if she dares to show up.

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Old James

Hey, with Janice and Karen on my side there is no way the girls will lose!!!

Hey, with Janice and Karen on my side there is no way the girls will lose!!!

I am not even sure who Lou is!

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Janice

Hey, with Janice and Karen on my side there is no way the girls will lose!!!

You three against me? That hardly seems fair. You'd better find a few more girls to even it up.

Hey, with Janice and Karen on my side there is no way the girls will lose!!!

You three against me? That hardly seems fair. You'd better find a few more girls to even it up.

Hey, with Janice and Karen on my side there is no way the girls will lose!!!

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Excellent Karen!

I think we're shooting for a battle of the sexes around 8pm pacific time, which should give Mr. Scarecrow ample bar time.

So... Karen, Angela and Janice vs. Scarecrow, Eric and Vic??? Be there, or be rectangular!!!

(Actually, I can't promise Eric will play. He has a big work project today that may well spill over into the evening, but I'll try to encourage him to show up.)

Boy, I wish I could join in tonight. Be like lady gaga entering the proverbial lions den.
But I will be at work:(

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Old James

A little ditty in honor of Poet's Day...

Smugly, I peruse the forum,
Girls v Boys - let's get this war on!
Sure hope that we have a quorum...
Hope the battle thrills, not bores-um!

Calling Janice!
Calling Karen!
Yes our harem
Sure will scare-um!

Scarecrow, Victor, maybe Eric
Make one team, "The Boys Barbaric"
Pretty sure they'll need a cleric
To perform rites esoteric

As the girls deprive the guys
Of their shirts and shoes and ties
Cut them down to proper size
And make them eat some humble pies

Yes the girls will knock them down,
Make each one feel like a clown
And proclaim to all Pun Town -
"Girls now get the Pun War Crown!"

A little ditty in honor of Poet's Day...

Smugly, I peruse the forum,
Girls v Boys - let's get this war on!
Sure hope that we have a quorum...
Hope the battle thrills, not bores-um!

Calling Janice!
Calling Karen!
Yes our harem
Sure will scare-um!

Scarecrow, Victor, maybe Eric
Make one team, "The Boys Barbaric"
Pretty sure they'll need a cleric
To perform rites esoteric

As the girls deprive the guys
Of their shirts and shoes and ties
Cut them down to proper size
And make them eat some humble pies

Yes the girls will knock them down,
Make each one feel like a clown
And proclaim to all Pun Town -
"Girls now get the Pun War Crown!"

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Bouys Vs. Gulls. We should do swimmingly.

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Janice

Angela's been mixing my drinks. She say's it only fair that I play drunk. She assures me that the rest of the guys are drunk, too.

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@SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon)

As current crown bearer, Scarecrow has the option of setting the topic.

And yes dear, you will not be the only intoxicated player on the boy's team.

As I recall, soft^spirit provided that bottle of 151. I'm sensing a set up.

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@SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon)

Care for a third mai tai, dear? I'd be happy to bring you one.

Not quite yet. Maybe put some fruit juice in the next one.

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@SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon)

The opaque Tiki mug hides a multitude of sins.

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@SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon)

Hello.
I thought perhaps a Planters Punch would better suit the occasion:

Prep Time: 3 minutes
Total Time: 3 minutes
Yield: 1 Drink
Ingredients:
2 oz dark rum
1/4 oz grenadine
equal parts sour mix and either pineapple or orange juice to fill
club soda (optional)

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