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Message 1071873 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:52:55 UTC

Oh SPAR me the llama-drama! I dare you to BOP on down here and let me kiss your FAT LIP.
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Message 1071875 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:53:50 UTC - in response to Message 1071873.  

OK, I give up. Come up stairs and we'll get HAMMERED.
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Message 1071876 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:56:20 UTC

Much as I love getting STONED with you dear, you must first declare me the winner. So, did I BAT one thousand?
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Message 1071877 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:57:24 UTC - in response to Message 1071876.  

You win, and it's not just because of who you're BANGing.
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Message 1071878 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 8:00:40 UTC

Ok, I accept your win. By the way dear, I have quite the Honey-Do List for you tomorrow:

1. Take out the THRASH
2. Bait the garden for snails and SLUGs
3. Pick some PUMMELos

etc. etc. etc.
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Message 1071879 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 8:06:59 UTC


I know, I know... no fair hitting below the BELT!!!
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Message 1071880 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 8:09:06 UTC

I do not want to get ROPED into this tonight.
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Message 1071896 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 10:27:12 UTC

WOW.......

The kitties went to a pun war and a hockey game broke out.......
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Message 1072918 - Posted: 1 Feb 2011, 1:45:14 UTC
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Where do they send raccoons who have been committed?
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Message 1072949 - Posted: 1 Feb 2011, 3:56:53 UTC

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

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Message 1073158 - Posted: 1 Feb 2011, 15:55:32 UTC
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In order to regain cell phone customers. ATT announced that it will place cell towers every 20 miles. And they will change the company name to Horizen.
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Message 1073241 - Posted: 1 Feb 2011, 23:53:16 UTC

Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
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Message 1073696 - Posted: 3 Feb 2011, 4:34:15 UTC

What do raccoons use to wash their fur with?
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Message 1074169 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:17:39 UTC

Angela are you ready to be dethroned?
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Message 1074171 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:20:19 UTC

Angela are you ready to be dethroned?


No, I do hate to REIGN on your parade Jim...
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Message 1074172 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:20:26 UTC - in response to Message 1074169.  

Angela are you ready to be dethroned?

[Beavis voice] heh heh...he said "throne" [/Beavis voice]
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Message 1074174 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:22:04 UTC - in response to Message 1074172.  

Angela are you ready to be dethroned?

[Beavis voice] heh heh...he said "throne" [/Beavis voice]


Ah yes, here's the one who always goes POTTY (in the British sense of the word...)
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Message 1074176 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:24:01 UTC

You look a little FLUSHED, Mrs. K.... you feelin' ok?
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Message 1074177 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:24:25 UTC

I rather like being potted.
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Message 1074178 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:26:08 UTC - in response to Message 1074176.  

You look a little FLUSHED, Mrs. K.... you feelin' ok?


Scarecrow! It is nearly morning where you live. Should I just bid you good BIDET?
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