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klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1069681 - Posted: 23 Jan 2011, 1:01:01 UTC Last modified: 23 Jan 2011, 1:04:30 UTC For every jailor who makes a guarded comment there's a prisoner who lets words escape. A prisoner is someone who stands behind their convictions. and Con-census: counting the prison population. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1069681 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1069683 - Posted: 23 Jan 2011, 1:13:38 UTC No, I was never in Schenectady. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1069683 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071374 - Posted: 28 Jan 2011, 5:18:42 UTC Hi Punsters! I never should have won last week. I just remembered that I will be out of town at a conference all day tomorrow and I do not anticipate being home until late. Will somebody else please see that a topic gets chosen and that a Pun War gets rolling on Friday night? I am sorry to miss tomorrow's Pun War, but I look forward to beating you all in the future. Thanks! ID: 1071374 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1071522 - Posted: 28 Jan 2011, 14:47:20 UTC - in response to Message 1071374. Hi Punsters! I never should have won last week. I just remembered that I will be out of town at a conference all day tomorrow and I do not anticipate being home until late. Will somebody else please see that a topic gets chosen and that a Pun War gets rolling on Friday night? I am sorry to miss tomorrow's Pun War, but I look forward to beating you all in the future. Thanks! Hi Angela. We will find a topic. And You really need to have one of us spank you bad:) Maybe Eric can join us next week? [/quote] Old James ID: 1071522 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071828 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 4:17:19 UTC And You really need to have one of us spank you bad:) HIT will never happen... ID: 1071828 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071855 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 6:38:15 UTC - in response to Message 1071828. Guess you'll need to wait till next week for your POUND of flesh, dear. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071855 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071859 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:26:00 UTC Are you talking SMACK dear? ID: 1071859 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071860 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:32:44 UTC - in response to Message 1071859. Last modified: 29 Jan 2011, 7:58:27 UTC That one was just too KUNGFUsing for me to understand. Why don't you SLAP together a better one? @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071860 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071861 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:33:25 UTC Hey! I insist that you STRIKE that from the record! ID: 1071861 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071862 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:35:41 UTC - in response to Message 1071861. That certainly didn't PUNCH it up a notch. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071862 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071863 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:36:27 UTC Did you come up with that one off the CUFF? ID: 1071863 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071864 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:38:32 UTC - in response to Message 1071863. Don't get your tai chi wai chi's in a bundle. I'll come up with a better one. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071864 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071865 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:38:46 UTC Darling, I am the Pun Queen. You may think you can win, but if you POP downstairs for a minute I will disABUSE you of that notion... ID: 1071865 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071866 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:40:13 UTC - in response to Message 1071865. That one was a cut above... or as they say an UPPER CUT. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071866 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071867 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:42:31 UTC Eric, sweetie, let us review... I say "I am the Pun Queen" and you say "Yes MAIM!" ID: 1071867 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071868 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:43:31 UTC - in response to Message 1071866. I'm getting tired. I may have to BLOW this popsicle stand. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071868 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071869 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:45:20 UTC Last modified: 29 Jan 2011, 7:45:45 UTC Guess I'd better go upstairs now and LICK your WOUNDs... ID: 1071869 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071870 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:47:51 UTC You don't really have the POWer to defeat me. You can try to catch me, but first you'll need to find the RIGHT HOOK. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071870 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1071871 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:49:16 UTC I have no trouble BEATing you or anybody else. Remember, dear, you married a KNOCK OUT! ID: 1071871 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 1071872 - Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 7:52:11 UTC - in response to Message 1071871. You can take off the KID GLOVES and say what you really feel. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 1071872 ·

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