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Adama Send message Joined: 22 Sep 99 Posts: 1314 Credit: 1,124,651 RAC: 0
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And I will hope that there are at least some goofy answers. (Hopefully there will be some helpful answers...)To start out this distinguished thread. When you open a fresh 2 liter bottle of pop, beer or what have you. A few hours later half the carbonation is gone. To best preserve this should you....
B) Leave the bottle un-mashed and seal it back up again? C) Drink it in one sitting so your drink is as carbonated as it can get?
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Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8964 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0
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D) Shake it up when you first get it and ask your wife politely to open it because the arthritis in your hands is acting up...then run. |
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60
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theres a new gizmo that you can attach to the top of the bottle and you can manually pump air into the bottle to reintroduce the air pressure that keeps the CO2 in the liquid In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
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Adama Send message Joined: 22 Sep 99 Posts: 1314 Credit: 1,124,651 RAC: 0
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D) Shake it up when you first get it and ask your wife politely to open it because the arthritis in your hands is acting up...then run. I'll try that! Thanks! PRR #5550 4-4-4-4 |
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Adama Send message Joined: 22 Sep 99 Posts: 1314 Credit: 1,124,651 RAC: 0
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theres a new gizmo that you can attach to the top of the bottle and you can manually pump air into the bottle to reintroduce the air pressure that keeps the CO2 in the liquid Yup. They've always got something you can buy. PRR #5550 4-4-4-4 |
SciManStev ![]() Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6664 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website |
Gundolf Jahn Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 3184 Credit: 446,358 RAC: 0
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A) is definitely the worst method, since you generate a vacuum by squeezing the air out and that forces even more CO2 to bubble out. The distinction between B) and C) depends on the volume of your stomach ;-) (No responsibility is taken for the correctness of this information, since I've consumed some beverages without CO2 but with some C2H5OH before writing this;-) Gruß, Gundolf [edit]Obviously, those beverages slow you down too, since there have been no answeres when I started mine ;-)[/edit] Computer sind nicht alles im Leben. (Kleiner Scherz) SETI@home classic workunits 3,758 SETI@home classic CPU time 66,520 hours |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. Right on!
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Dirk Villarreal Wittich Send message Joined: 25 Apr 00 Posts: 2098 Credit: 434,834 RAC: 0
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Sorry mate! Hicks......What was the question again? Hicks!...
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Dena Wiltsie Send message Joined: 19 Apr 01 Posts: 1628 Credit: 24,230,968 RAC: 26
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. Unless you are English in which case you must allow it to warm up BEFORE drinking. |
evildirk Send message Joined: 25 Apr 08 Posts: 52 Credit: 475,437 RAC: 0
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. as an german, i have to edit this to: If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down. nothing else matters. "Früher war alles besser. Auch die Zukunft!"
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AndyW ![]() Send message Joined: 23 Oct 02 Posts: 5862 Credit: 10,957,677 RAC: 18
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. Ewww! Are you for real?! Warm beer = YUCK! Actually, while we're there...Iced Tea, what the hell is that all about? Tea is meant to be hot (not that I am a tea drinker LOL). |
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Dena Wiltsie Send message Joined: 19 Apr 01 Posts: 1628 Credit: 24,230,968 RAC: 26
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If it's beer then you are moraly obligated to suck it down before it gets warm. If it is anything else, then it doesn't matter. Ice tea in the summer and hot tea in the winter. We are farther south than you are and it makes a difference. I like a little lemon and a little sweetener but in some part of the country you add sugar till it won't dissolve. |
SciManStev ![]() Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6664 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0
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A) is definitely the worst method, since you generate a vacuum by squeezing the air out and that forces even more CO2 to bubble out. It's amazing how any mention of C2H5OH in any form can spark a good conversation and pleasant thoughts! :D Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website |
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Dena Wiltsie Send message Joined: 19 Apr 01 Posts: 1628 Credit: 24,230,968 RAC: 26
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Here is another goofy question brought on by Alcohol. They say that the first brew came from some cave man putting grapes under a rock for safe keeping. He wasn't very careful and crushed them and he also left them for a while. The brew that resulted caused him to want more. Anybody who has bumped into wild yeast has had a very low opinion of anything it gets into. What possessed him to make a second attempt? A. He had no sense of taste. B. He got lucky and it did taste good. C. He valued the effect more than the taste. D. He had people coming over for a party. E. Some other reason I haven't thought of. |
SciManStev ![]() Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6664 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0
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Here is another goofy question brought on by Alcohol. They say that the first brew came from some cave man putting grapes under a rock for safe keeping. He wasn't very careful and crushed them and he also left them for a while. The brew that resulted caused him to want more. Anybody who has bumped into wild yeast has had a very low opinion of anything it gets into. What possessed him to make a second attempt? I would say D, because cooling in the cave man days was limited to sticking a bottle or can in the nearest stream to cool it off. With the others already on the way over for the party, the wine needed to be properly chilled.... Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website |
Gundolf Jahn Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 3184 Credit: 446,358 RAC: 0
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I think it was a chain of effects (sorry, couldn't find a better translation at this time of day;-): A)->(B)->)C)->D) (and probably several others matching E) :-) Gruß, Gundolf |
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0
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Interesting question. I used to work with a guy who, after taking a few swigs, would fastidiously take his 16oz pop bottle and squeeze and mash it until the liquid was up near the neck before re-capping it. I used to give him a ration of crap about it, my thought being that if the cap formed a tight seal, the CO2 couldn't escape though the plastic bottle. He justified his actions simply by saying that 20 years in the Air Force had taught him a thing or two. No definitive answer was ever found. |
perryjay Send message Joined: 20 Aug 02 Posts: 3377 Credit: 20,676,751 RAC: 0
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20 years in the Air Force had taught him a thing or two. And the guy that "taught" him is probably still laughing about it!! :-) PROUD MEMBER OF Team Starfire World BOINC |
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0
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20 years in the Air Force had taught him a thing or two. Not unlike one of my first jobs as an FE, getting sent down 3 floors and out to the van to get the "cable packer". |
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