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Message 1019077 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:53:09 UTC - in response to Message 1019071.  

FSCK the SOFTTALK. Let's have some SCSI talk.

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Message 1019078 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:53:16 UTC

Hope she dosent throw a SYSADMIN fit:)
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Message 1019079 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:54:02 UTC - in response to Message 1019075.  

Maybe she has an Array of cooking Projects to do.
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Message 1019080 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:55:43 UTC - in response to Message 1019077.  

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ICON HANDLE that.
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Message 1019081 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:57:42 UTC

Lets not let our EMOTICONS get the better of us.
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Message 1019082 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:57:49 UTC
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Maybe she has an Array of cooking Projects to do.

Sure! I tried out a recipe I might make next Easter, but I burnt it. Sigh. Another PASCAL sacrifice...
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Message 1019084 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 4:59:40 UTC - in response to Message 1019077.  

FSCK the SOFTTALK. Let's have some SCSI talk.

# touch

# unzip

# strip

# uptime
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Message 1019085 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:00:47 UTC - in response to Message 1019081.  

Lets not let our EMOTICONS get the better of us.

But... but... but... your BUS ran over my MOUSE!
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Message 1019086 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:00:54 UTC - in response to Message 1019084.  

FSCK the SOFTTALK. Let's have some SCSI talk.

# touch

# unzip

# strip

# uptime


#transfer
#download
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Message 1019087 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:01:33 UTC - in response to Message 1019086.  

FSCK the SOFTTALK. Let's have some SCSI talk.

# touch

# unzip

# strip

# uptime


#transfer
#download

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Message 1019088 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:02:35 UTC - in response to Message 1019087.  

FSCK the SOFTTALK. Let's have some SCSI talk.

# touch

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# uptime


#transfer
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Message 1019089 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:04:18 UTC - in response to Message 1019086.  

make love

Of course that would be followed by

make clean


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Message 1019090 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:05:48 UTC

# MAN: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
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Message 1019091 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:06:18 UTC

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Message 1019092 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:06:41 UTC - in response to Message 1019089.  

make love

Of course that would be followed by

make clean


Or MAKE MRPROPER
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Message 1019093 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:08:01 UTC - in response to Message 1019092.  

make love

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Or MAKE MRPROPER

Use CLEANSWEEP.
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Message 1019094 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:08:21 UTC - in response to Message 1019065.  

Angela, Dont you live near SanFran CISCO?

I bet she knows the ROUTE and PATH to get there.


Take the 32 BUSS to C DRIVE. EXIT, Get a XFER to the USBuss to the airPORT, hop on the LaserJET. If it does not CRASH, you are there.
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Message 1019095 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:10:04 UTC - in response to Message 1019090.  

# MAN: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


On a modern unix system that would be

% man why did you give up online dating?
man: No match.

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Message 1019096 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:10:32 UTC - in response to Message 1019094.  

Angela, Dont you live near SanFran CISCO?

I bet she knows the ROUTE and PATH to get there.


Take the 32 BUSS to C DRIVE. EXIT, Get a XFER to the USBuss to the airPORT, hop on the LaserJET. If it does not CRASH, you are there.

Dont use the WINDOWS cab CO. they are allways CRASHING or BREAKING down.
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Message 1019097 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 5:12:13 UTC - in response to Message 1019095.  

# MAN: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


On a modern unix system that would be

% man why did you give up online dating?
man: No match.

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