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Message 1019714 - Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 15:09:59 UTC
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I thank you for the win...

I think it is time for a new thread, so see you on "BEET'S Give Us A Caption - XXIII"
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Message 1019385 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 4:49:17 UTC

OK, it is time to post some winners.

In third we have: Soft^spirit with "Repeat, that was NEGATORY on the Pontoons. Over?"

In second we have: Michael Belanger with "Fishstrike!"

The Winner is: KWSH the holy hand grenade with "1) "...scrch Easyjet 138, I say again, Turn LEFT at taxiway Whisky! scrch..."

2) "oops!""



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Message 1019354 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 0:57:42 UTC

OK I have to do it, ( SO easy Even a jet can do it.)
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Message 1019347 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 0:09:18 UTC

Noah's ark meets 21st century.
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Message 1019345 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 0:05:40 UTC


Engineers testing a water injection system found it didn't work well on jet engines.

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Message 1019340 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 23:45:37 UTC

What the Heck!?! It's not 2012 yet!
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Message 1019296 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 21:34:54 UTC - in response to Message 1019275.  


Fishstrike!
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Message 1019282 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 19:33:18 UTC
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Message 1019275 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 19:15:19 UTC - in response to Message 1018663.  



"EasyJet", Easy, even when landing on water...
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Message 1018793 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 18:18:37 UTC
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"Ladies and Gentlemen-this is your Captain. The plane cleaners are on strike so we're just doing a little skinny dipping here on our way to the takeoff runway. Please bear with us a moment and we'll be on our way shortly."


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Message 1018722 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 15:57:08 UTC
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1) "...scrch Easyjet 138, I say again, Turn LEFT at taxiway Whisky! scrch..."

2) "oops!"
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Message 1018694 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 14:50:21 UTC

"Repeat, that was NEGATORY on the Pontoons. Over?"
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Message 1018692 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 14:47:11 UTC

Anyone for a steambath?
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Message 1018689 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 14:44:02 UTC - in response to Message 1018666.  

so much for cleaning the undercarriage


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Message 1018666 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 13:21:51 UTC

[The Captain]

"Come to think of it, I do seem to recall some mention on the weather report of the possibility of some localized flooding."
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Message 1018663 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 13:19:43 UTC



Quick thinking by the pilot saved the lives of everyone on board after the engine caught fire on their take-off run and he steered the plane off the runway and into the bay.
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Message 1018557 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 1:34:28 UTC - in response to Message 1018553.  




Why you cant let passengers sit on the tarmac for 14 hours with out a bathroom break.
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Message 1018553 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 1:01:39 UTC


Easy Jet Ski

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Message 1018551 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 0:54:50 UTC
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Ladies and gentlemen......Welcome back home again!


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Message 1018543 - Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 0:13:20 UTC

This is the Captain Speaking - Who flushed the Loo before takeoff?

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