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Message 991977 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 4:44:20 UTC
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Do you get it now?

You folks here all have a fine sense of humor.

But little sense of reality.

You have about 30 days.

After that, you will strive and struggle as you always have.
My Lord forgives all sins.......but only for those who care enough to ask for his forgiveness.

Can you hear me now?
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Message 991982 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 5:08:53 UTC
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You don't get it, do you?

I am not of this earth. There are things I know that you do not.

Things that your species cannot deal with.

You are too simple to grasp what lies just bwrond your reach.

You reach for the stars,,,,,,,,,,,,,but you cannot see beyond your own planet.

Some day, and it will not be soon.......maybe a couple of hundred light years fowm now......you will be advanced enough to ta;k to us.
t[p ta; tp ta;ls tp tbyeond. But, you are not advanced enough to deal with it, Not even close.

Your kind contiunually kills themselves. Every day. Why is thie so?
To kill your own speciece is sepecially troubling to us.You have on;y light years to catch up;..........you are soooo darn closes.
Why do you engage in homicide upon you own? We do not understand this.

Please reply. We do not wish to engage with a species that cannot try to assure it's own survival or kills all the fishes on the planet for their own means.

See ya........

Ish morsh muyrvovce ick notck purpote.
In other words........Peace.



See ya in a couple of million more yaars.
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Message 991985 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 5:42:58 UTC


. . . we coME in PEACE [nobody told me there'd be days like this . . .]




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Message 991991 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 6:19:13 UTC - in response to Message 991985.  
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. . . we coME in PEACE [nobody told me there'd be days like this . . .]


Alas, we do not know 'peace' within ourselves.

We shall see some day........

Until then..........but I must sleep now.

And hope that when I wake, it shall be a better day.

Not likely.......... but one can dream.

And if one does not dream, there is no future.

Now is there?


G' night, Richard.

Luv you and the J gurl most beaucoup.

This week is gonna hurt a lot.
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Message 991994 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 6:31:44 UTC



. . . g'nyt Mark - i shall as well - hit the sack . . .

'till i awaken - good dreams Sir!


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Message 992093 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 17:27:26 UTC

Welcome to Earth great intergalactic being.

Thank you for your concerns about human violence toward other members of the species and your concerns about cats and fish are understood by many of us.

I have just one small question to put to you great intergalactic being.

How can you advocate for peace while you openly support shooting unwhite humans for minor property crimes and border violations?

I await your words of wisdom oh great intergalactic being.
I do not fight fascists because I think I can win.
I fight them because they are fascists.
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Message 992103 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 18:10:48 UTC - in response to Message 992093.  

Welcome to Earth great intergalactic being.

Thank you for your concerns about human violence toward other members of the species and your concerns about cats and fish are understood by many of us.

I have just one small question to put to you great intergalactic being.

How can you advocate for peace while you openly support shooting unwhite humans for minor property crimes and border violations?

I await your words of wisdom oh great intergalactic being.

The great intergalactic being has taken his leave..

He left me here in his place to carry on..LOL.

Before he left, he made me promise not to shoot anybody on his behalf.
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Message 992116 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 19:19:39 UTC - in response to Message 992114.  

I don't suppose he left the recipe for the Pan-Galactic-Gargleblaster by any chance ?

Safely encrypted on the Frozen Nehi.....

He also gave me the formula to clock the Nehi from 4.1Ghz to 4.235Ghz...where it has been happy for a day or two now.
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Message 992153 - Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 21:43:15 UTC - in response to Message 992114.  

I don't suppose he left the recipe for the Pan-Galactic-Gargleblaster by any chance ?



I'd have to go back to Gallifrey to check on that.....




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Message 992212 - Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 2:07:47 UTC - in response to Message 992153.  

Is it just me, or did anybody else feel it a little strange when they discovered that the Microsoft Word spell checker contains the correct spelling of Gallifrey, but can't get colour right?

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Message 993903 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 22:48:53 UTC

Greetings oh great galactic being, if one comes to salute the masters of the great fancy dress, where does one look?

It is hope that some incredible virtue of amazement asked of you the simplest question?

Which way is the fffing pub?

How quickly does the door shut with a woman sampling the cuff?

And who let the stud collars sit on the shelf in broad daylight?


?????

Respectfully, sending a camouflouge bathing suit ahead first...


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Message 993905 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 23:05:39 UTC


. . . hmmm - makin' Center Cut pork chops - though - no photographs


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Message 994493 - Posted: 6 May 2010, 20:55:53 UTC

I was looking for the local kitty thread but this'll have to do.

Check out this Miffed Kitty!

More like a guard dog!
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Message 994780 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 8:09:26 UTC

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Message 994834 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 17:04:35 UTC
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The world is meant for sharing..........and so I try to...

A couple of world sharing experiments...........

Tmobile whatever..........
And the grand experiment.......Yes, they really did this.

Do Re Mi Fa.........La la la............
A ray of little sunshine ala my kittehs.

Now ....once you have the notes down, you can sing a million songs.

Do Re Me.....................a drop of sunshine.
That will bring us back to................do..........te do, te do...............

Julie just had that ray of sunshine. I'll send you another in the next post.
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Message 994839 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 17:19:41 UTC

This was it........what I was alluding to in my last post.

I can't possibly expect you to believe.

I know most of you can't. But my childish soul allows me to.

Let's see.......where shall we start?

OMG.....they did bloom and grow......
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Message 994877 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 20:34:02 UTC



. . . watCh Jeff Beck on Palladia right now


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Message 994884 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 20:43:23 UTC
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Would that be Beck OLA?

Meow be all shook up.....

And on the 7th day, God created vinyl.........
And the world rocked, and all was good.
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Message 994894 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 21:00:39 UTC

Tread here with care....
Hilarious if you are not too easily offended....

Talk show hosts at their worst, and the public that makes their day.
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Message 994896 - Posted: 8 May 2010, 21:03:56 UTC

Or, there's young Becky from Dublin....

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