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Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Hi Champ! Here's me in my new car. LOL! Yeah, you wouldn't want them to rip open any of your parts in the process. |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious! This is no joke, it's an actual screen-shot of H&R Block tax software asking me a question about my dependent son Christopher.. ![]() This must be something the government insisted is on tax preparation software. lol Edit: I considered for a moment to check the box saying he was kidnapped but knowing the government, I would have gotten an unwelcome visit from the FBI. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious! That's bizarre.. Is the question whether you kidnapped the child? Is kidnapping children a standard way to get tax back in the US? Reality Internet Personality |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Yes, it's asking if I kidnapped my son. I suppose someone must have kidnapped a child at some time and claimed him/her on their taxes as a dependent to get a bigger tax deduction. Yes, it is bizarre. Even if you did kidnap a child, you would have to be a complete idiot to say so on a tax form. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious! Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal? me@rescam.org |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :) |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 ![]() |
You are allowed a certain amount for personal use anyway. Reality Internet Personality |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Did you claim transportation costs for shipping it to Nevada? me@rescam.org |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Oh yeah, every American has the right to bear arms and an ICBM is about as armed as you can get. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Oh I thought the right to "bear arms" was for really hairy men, bigfoot included. me@rescam.org |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 ![]() |
I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source. me@rescam.org |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
LOL! Wish I had a picture to show you of my 8th grade science teacher. The guy had big tufts of hair sticking out of his sleeves and neck collar. He also had halitosis and insisted on getting right in your face when answering a question you asked. We learned to refrain from asking questions fairly quickly. |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source.[/quote] That would tend to burn up your launch sites and possibly leaving a burned trail on the ground from launch to destination. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there. But mornings would smell like victory. me@rescam.org |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there. LOL! Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning. Speaking of victory! Whoop! My first win in a last person to post thread. That makes this Monday a little better than the rest. |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
oops, I flubbed a tag.. first time for everything. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 12 Mar 03 Posts: 3642 Credit: 1,489,147 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Hi Champ! This kind of work has to do my lovely wife. She has learned that job to do it. LOL |
Rasputin Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Hi Champ! Wish I had someone to do all my finances. I'm very careless with money. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 12 Mar 03 Posts: 3642 Credit: 1,489,147 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Hi Champ! Next time, you have to marry the "right" woman. LOL |
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