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Message 988471 - Posted: 11 Apr 2010, 22:59:32 UTC - in response to Message 988454.  

Hi Champ! Here's me in my new car.

Hahahaha! Oh, Shiite! That's funny and it fits you like a glove. lol

Not much in leg room. I'm glad this car is wash and wear. I think I'm stuck.

It does look a little cramped in there. You can always call the fire company to bring the jaws of life.

As long as they show up sober.


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Yeah, you wouldn't want them to rip open any of your parts in the process.
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Message 988533 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:05:37 UTC
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Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious!

This is no joke, it's an actual screen-shot of H&R Block tax software asking me a question about my dependent son Christopher..



This must be something the government insisted is on tax preparation software. lol

Edit: I considered for a moment to check the box saying he was kidnapped but knowing the government, I would have gotten an unwelcome visit from the FBI.
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Message 988534 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:10:16 UTC - in response to Message 988533.  

Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious!

This is no joke, it's an actual screen-shot of H&R Block tax software asking me a question about my dependent son Christopher..



This must be something the government insisted is on tax preparation software. lol

That's bizarre..

Is the question whether you kidnapped the child? Is kidnapping children a standard way to get tax back in the US?
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Message 988538 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:20:52 UTC - in response to Message 988534.  


That's bizarre..

Is the question whether you kidnapped the child? Is kidnapping children a standard way to get tax back in the US?


Yes, it's asking if I kidnapped my son. I suppose someone must have kidnapped a child at some time and claimed him/her on their taxes as a dependent to get a bigger tax deduction.

Yes, it is bizarre. Even if you did kidnap a child, you would have to be a complete idiot to say so on a tax form.
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Message 988541 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:26:48 UTC - in response to Message 988533.  

Thought I would share this with you because it's so fricken hilarious!

This is no joke, it's an actual screen-shot of H&R Block tax software asking me a question about my dependent son Christopher..



This must be something the government insisted is on tax preparation software. lol

Edit: I considered for a moment to check the box saying he was kidnapped but knowing the government, I would have gotten an unwelcome visit from the FBI.

Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal?
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Message 988545 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:44:27 UTC - in response to Message 988541.  
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Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal?


No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)
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Message 988546 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:52:46 UTC - in response to Message 988545.  



No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

You are allowed a certain amount for personal use anyway.
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Message 988547 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 4:53:28 UTC - in response to Message 988545.  


Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal?


No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

Did you claim transportation costs for shipping it to Nevada?
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Message 988554 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:04:35 UTC - in response to Message 988546.  



No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

You are allowed a certain amount for personal use anyway.


Oh yeah, every American has the right to bear arms and an ICBM is about as armed as you can get.
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Message 988555 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:06:03 UTC - in response to Message 988554.  



No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

You are allowed a certain amount for personal use anyway.


Oh yeah, every American has the right to bear arms and an ICBM is about as armed as you can get.

Oh I thought the right to "bear arms" was for really hairy men, bigfoot included.
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Message 988556 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:08:46 UTC - in response to Message 988547.  


Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal?


No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

Did you claim transportation costs for shipping it to Nevada?


Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there.
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Message 988557 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:12:24 UTC - in response to Message 988556.  


Did it also ask if the marijuana was medicinal?


No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

Did you claim transportation costs for shipping it to Nevada?


Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there.

I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source.
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Message 988558 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:12:50 UTC - in response to Message 988555.  



No, but it did ask if I had more than 100 grams of weapons grade plutonium in my house. I answered no because it's actually out in my yard in one of my ICBM's. It's not like it's in my house or my pockets for Christ's sake. :)

You are allowed a certain amount for personal use anyway.


Oh yeah, every American has the right to bear arms and an ICBM is about as armed as you can get.

Oh I thought the right to "bear arms" was for really hairy men, bigfoot included.


LOL! Wish I had a picture to show you of my 8th grade science teacher. The guy had big tufts of hair sticking out of his sleeves and neck collar. He also had halitosis and insisted on getting right in your face when answering a question you asked. We learned to refrain from asking questions fairly quickly.
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Message 988559 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:16:03 UTC - in response to Message 988557.  


Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there.

I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source.[/quote]

That would tend to burn up your launch sites and possibly leaving a burned trail on the ground from launch to destination.
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Message 988563 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:28:31 UTC - in response to Message 988559.  

Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there.

I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source.

That would tend to burn up your launch sites and possibly leaving a burned trail on the ground from launch to destination.

But mornings would smell like victory.
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Message 988571 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:51:32 UTC - in response to Message 988563.  

Shipping? Who needs shipping when there's plenty of rocket fuel to get them there.

I'm in favor of using Napalm as a fuel source.

That would tend to burn up your launch sites and possibly leaving a burned trail on the ground from launch to destination.

But mornings would smell like victory.


LOL! Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning.

Speaking of victory! Whoop! My first win in a last person to post thread. That makes this Monday a little better than the rest.
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Message 988572 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 5:55:01 UTC

oops, I flubbed a tag.. first time for everything.
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Message 988632 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 16:07:16 UTC - in response to Message 988396.  

Hi Champ!





Hi CR. I hope, all is well over there?



Doing good, Champ.

Just finished my state and federal taxes. I'm happy to finally get that out of the way.



This kind of work has to do my lovely wife. She has learned that job to do it. LOL


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Message 988709 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 21:20:46 UTC - in response to Message 988632.  

Hi Champ!





Hi CR. I hope, all is well over there?



Doing good, Champ.

Just finished my state and federal taxes. I'm happy to finally get that out of the way.



This kind of work has to do my lovely wife. She has learned that job to do it. LOL



Wish I had someone to do all my finances. I'm very careless with money.
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Message 988715 - Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 21:38:27 UTC - in response to Message 988709.  

Hi Champ!





Hi CR. I hope, all is well over there?



Doing good, Champ.

Just finished my state and federal taxes. I'm happy to finally get that out of the way.



This kind of work has to do my lovely wife. She has learned that job to do it. LOL



Wish I had someone to do all my finances. I'm very careless with money.


Next time, you have to marry the "right" woman. LOL


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