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Message 993546 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 16:43:20 UTC



Customers like it because the water keeps them coll.

Management likes it because they don't have to pay anyone to sweep the floors.

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Message 993552 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 16:54:36 UTC

Just wondering how the waitress uniforms look like...and how they take the orders!
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Message 993561 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 17:25:08 UTC - in response to Message 993434.  


Last call! Tide's comin' in!



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Message 993574 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 18:01:31 UTC - in response to Message 993561.  



the only bar in the world where the customers never seem to need to use the restroom


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Message 993576 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 18:06:24 UTC

Let's stop and get a little something to tide us over...
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Message 993607 - Posted: 2 May 2010, 19:55:32 UTC

The definitive Wet Bar.
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Message 993742 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 11:34:31 UTC

OK I see we have 15 entrys, time for a winner.

3rd place goes to Carlos with-This place serves the freshest sushi in town.

2nd place goes to Gary Charpentier with-Who ordered the tsunami?


And the winner is skildude with-the only bar in the world where the customers never seem to need to use the restroom

Will pm now.
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Message 993759 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 13:48:18 UTC

Thanks for the win James
Heres an easy one for my fellow captioners



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Message 993766 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 14:08:06 UTC

.....but I only had two beers!?!?!


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Message 993784 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 15:13:30 UTC

New street indicators from California Dept. of Transportation: CAUTION - SEIZMICALLY ACTIVE ZONE!

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Message 993785 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 15:16:34 UTC

Teaching how to do the job for Google Street View employees.
First lessons.

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Message 993805 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 16:28:44 UTC - in response to Message 993787.  



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Message 993828 - Posted: 3 May 2010, 17:35:16 UTC - in response to Message 993805.  



"I guess I HAVE been putting in too many hours lately..."


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Message 993921 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 0:28:38 UTC

I am tired of painting roads. Follow these lines, suckers!


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Message 993932 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 1:23:21 UTC



What wiggly lines? You need to get your glasses prescription adjusted.

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Message 993962 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 4:39:02 UTC - in response to Message 993934.  


Two bottles of beer on the...... something or other. Two bottles of beer....... Take one down and and .................
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Message 993965 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 4:46:41 UTC

Road to the Kennedy Compound.
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Message 994040 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 15:20:48 UTC

1) World's worst road stripe-er manages to paint 6 parallel "lines" and a single straight dashed line.

2) "Let's see 'em try to snort these!"
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Message 994046 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 15:47:40 UTC

The beginning of a warped universe?
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Message 994060 - Posted: 4 May 2010, 16:23:50 UTC - in response to Message 994049.  
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Hmmmm who shall win .... and so many really excellent captions. Bravo captioneers!!

our 3rd place honorable mention is klc53 with

New street indicators from California Dept. of Transportation: CAUTION - SEIZMICALLY ACTIVE ZONE!

Out second place and runner up is JM7 with I am tired of painting roads. Follow these lines, suckers!

and our grand prize winner and next MC is VW Bobier with An experiment into using Circus Clowns to paint the streets.

VW Bobier now has 24 hours to post a new caption or JM& becomes the new king. you know the rest. VW look for your PM


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