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Message 987300 - Posted: 7 Apr 2010, 16:32:21 UTC - in response to Message 987287.  

I might be slow - BUT - I'm ahead of YOU!
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Message 987304 - Posted: 7 Apr 2010, 16:47:40 UTC - in response to Message 987287.  




The US Postal service introduces Speedy, the new mascot.
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Message 987368 - Posted: 7 Apr 2010, 23:04:39 UTC - in response to Message 987304.  

Mrs. Miggin's unveils her new self delivery pork pie.
I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.
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Message 987392 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 1:30:37 UTC



Dang!

I never get to skate all the way across the ice before it melts!
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Message 987426 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 4:47:40 UTC - in response to Message 987287.  




Jesus attempts to cover a major mistake in his come back with a quick rerun of the whole Sea of Galilee miracle.
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Message 987465 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 10:58:56 UTC

If I don't get moving I will be swimming before I clear this puddle.


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Message 987521 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 17:25:02 UTC

1) "Hey! I thought I was a desert tortoise..."

2) "That water is messing up my traction..."

3) "...where's the rabbit I'm racing?"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 987571 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 22:20:12 UTC

45 years later, Bert - the Civil Defense's famous 'Duck and Cover Turtle' -
now roams the streets aimlessly unable to collect his S.S. benefits.
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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Message 987572 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 22:23:20 UTC - in response to Message 987287.  


AAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. <shake-shake-shake>
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Message 987588 - Posted: 8 Apr 2010, 23:55:25 UTC

Shake that booteh, shake that booty...
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Message 987615 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 3:05:44 UTC

Cow mistakes tortoise for flat rock, film at 11!
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Message 987618 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 3:17:33 UTC - in response to Message 987615.  

Cow mistakes tortoise for flat rock, film at 11!

That must be a Fox News item.
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Message 987626 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 5:08:21 UTC

Damn global warming!
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Message 987627 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 5:09:16 UTC
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Sometimes, no matter how fast you run, you still don't make it to the bathroom...
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Message 987725 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 15:41:48 UTC

Ok Gang it looks like we've had sufficient time and responses so lets see what we have...

I see... A whole bunch of funny quips...and then...

3rd place...KLC53 with 45 years later, Bert - the Civil Defense's famous 'Duck and Cover Turtle' -
now roams the streets aimlessly unable to collect his S.S. benefits.


2nd place Angela with...Sometimes, no matter how fast you run, you still don't make it to the bathroom...

and in 1st place and the caption that made me blow milk out my nose...

James Southerden with The US Postal service introduces Speedy, the new mascot.

I'm sending a message by mental telepathy and PM to James. James has 24 hours to respond. If he fails to respond or cannot fullfil his obligations as Miss Amer... er then the responsibility belongs to Angela
Give us a Good one James!!!


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Message 987755 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 17:46:22 UTC

Thanks skildude. Ok fans lets try this one.
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Message 987758 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 17:52:11 UTC - in response to Message 987755.  



It got great gas mileage, but it was squashed by the tire industry.

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Message 987759 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 17:56:39 UTC


Panic stops induce vertigo.
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Message 987779 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 19:04:28 UTC - in response to Message 987759.  

What does compensating mean?


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Message 987844 - Posted: 9 Apr 2010, 23:54:22 UTC

On his next ride, he was doing great until he ran into the phone pole he couldn't see.


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