I'm often fond of a snifter myself.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Mrs. Miggins dear, it is so nice to see you again! I hope you will fill us all in on who... er... uh... I mean what you've been doing during your long absence.

Mrs. Miggins dear, it is so nice to see you again! I hope you will fill us all in on who... er... uh... I mean what you've been doing during your long absence.

Why, thank you.

I took your advice and allowed one or two selective suitors to kiss me on the veranda. I've never been the same since.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

I also recommend being kissed on the lanai, but NOT on the bidet!

I also recommend being kissed on the lanai, but NOT on the bidet!

ROTFLMAF

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Pluto will always be a planet to me.

Seti Ambassador
Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

Gentlemans Club
Pall Mall
London

4th April in the 57th year of her Majesties reign

My dear friends,

After a rather long trip to the Doldrums via the Panama Canal, I am delighted to be able to inform you, that I have recently disembarked from a Royal Mail Steamer at Harwich, and repaired here with good haste. And it appears not a moment to soon. A good acquaintance of mine has just made me aware that my beloved, Muriel Miggins, has made an all too brief appearance, and has been observed making her way, albeit a trifle unsteadily, towards the Olde Pie Shoppe.

I shall take this opportunity to investigate further, and to that end, I have called the hall porter to summon a Hansom cab. I will keep you good people appraised of forthcoming events.

Yours in Anticipation,

Sidney J. Snodgrass
4th Rangoon Foot & Mouth (Retd.)

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Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine

Mr. Snodgrass, welcome home!

My Dear Mrs. K,

What an absolutely exquisite pleasure to have this opportunity renew our previous acquaintance. I am beside myself with pleasure, and both of us send our heartfelt felicitations and good wishes.

I have recently returned from an extended visit to the Colonies and other rather far flung outposts of Her Majesties Realm. But I have to say that a dry Martini in Kuala Lumpur doesn't quite match up to a pink gin in the Mayfair Officers club don't ya know old gel.

But alas my dear lady, I am finding myself bereft, and it is indeed fortuitous that you have contacted me at this particular time. Would you perchance have any knowledge of the whereabouts of one Muriel Miggins?

I beg to remain Ma'am,

Your most Faithful Servant,

Sidney J. Snodgrass (Retd.)

Late of her Majesties
3rd Kyber Pass Packhorse

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Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine

Oh Mr. S! I don't want to tell tales out of school, but I believe that the lovely Mrs. Muriel Miggins has fallen upon hard times. I understand that the bakery she once owned, yes the very place where she turned out such lovely tarts and strumpets... er... uh... I mean crumpets has failed during these difficult economic times. I do not know the current whereabouts of Mrs. Miggins, but when you do locate her perhaps you can be of some assistance to her in finding a loophole that will get her out of her difficult position? With all of your connections you might be able to assist her in finding lucrative employment, perhaps in the service industry?

Fondly,
Mrs. K

Chocolate with nuts in, the whole ones;-)

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Oh Mr. S! I don't want to tell tales out of school, but I believe that the lovely Mrs. Muriel Miggins has fallen upon hard times. I understand that the bakery she once owned, yes the very place where she turned out such lovely tarts and strumpets... er... uh... I mean crumpets has failed during these difficult economic times. I do not know the current whereabouts of Mrs. Miggins, but when you do locate her perhaps you can be of some assistance to her in finding a loophole that will get her out of her difficult position? With all of your connections you might be able to assist her in finding lucrative employment, perhaps in the service industry?

Fondly,
Mrs. K

I may have fallen on hard times, but my crusty bloomers are still intact.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Oh Mr. S! I don't want to tell tales out of school, but I believe that the lovely Mrs. Muriel Miggins has fallen upon hard times. I understand that the bakery she once owned, yes the very place where she turned out such lovely tarts and strumpets... er... uh... I mean crumpets has failed during these difficult economic times. I do not know the current whereabouts of Mrs. Miggins, but when you do locate her perhaps you can be of some assistance to her in finding a loophole that will get her out of her difficult position? With all of your connections you might be able to assist her in finding lucrative employment, perhaps in the service industry?

Fondly,
Mrs. K

I may have fallen on hard times, but my crusty bloomers are still intact.

Crusty bloomers? I am not really certain I want to know.

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BOINC WIKI

I think she dates Crusty Crab. You know, from sponge bob square pants.

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Old James

Mrs. Miggins has many ardent suitors for her... uh.... hand.

Well I hope you might like to try one of my guilty pleasures.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Muriel my Dear Lady,

How extremely nice to see you again, it has indeed been a long time since I had the pleasure of your company, but I can still remember tasting your dumplings round the back of your esteemed emporium, and a propensity for your rasperry tarts left me all of a quiver.

I always did aim to please, otherwise you wouldn't let me use the water closet, but I am indeed distressed to learn that you have fallen upon hard times, and would respectfully inquire whether I may be of assistance to you in your current dilemma, before you lose your fiducary breaches.

Yours in waiting,

Sidney J. Snodgrass (Retd)
Late of her Majesties 3rd Rangoon Lancers

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Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine

Why, Hello Sidney.

Alas my emporium is not more, I had a slight accident while attempt to light the oven. As I bent down to strike a light a back draft caught me unaware's and that was that.

The next thing I knew I was on my back with my wares all over the place.

So it may be awhile before I'm back on my feet again.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Urgent message for KenzieB:

I don't know if you have Laura Secord stores at your end of the country, but around here they just marked all their left over Easter chocolate 50% off.

This includes the bunnies.

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Urgent message for KenzieB:

I don't know if you have Laura Secord stores at your end of the country, but around here they just marked all their left over Easter chocolate 50% off.

This includes the bunnies.

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

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