Muriel my Dear Lady,

How extremely nice to see you again, it has indeed been a long time since I had the pleasure of your company, but I can still remember tasting your dumplings round the back of your esteemed emporium, and a propensity for your rasperry tarts left me all of a quiver.

I always did aim to please, otherwise you wouldn't let me use the water closet, but I am indeed distressed to learn that you have fallen upon hard times, and would respectfully inquire whether I may be of assistance to you in your current dilemma, before you lose your fiducary breaches.

Yours in waiting,

Sidney J. Snodgrass (Retd)
Late of her Majesties 3rd Rangoon Lancers

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Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine

Why, Hello Sidney.

Alas my emporium is not more, I had a slight accident while attempt to light the oven. As I bent down to strike a light a back draft caught me unaware's and that was that.

The next thing I knew I was on my back with my wares all over the place.

So it may be awhile before I'm back on my feet again.

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I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.

Urgent message for KenzieB:

I don't know if you have Laura Secord stores at your end of the country, but around here they just marked all their left over Easter chocolate 50% off.

This includes the bunnies.

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Urgent message for KenzieB:

I don't know if you have Laura Secord stores at your end of the country, but around here they just marked all their left over Easter chocolate 50% off.

This includes the bunnies.

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

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