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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Good evening, Its friday night for the criminally bad punsters. Here is one that I heard on an old radio program called Fibber Magee and Molly. A wife askes her Husband to walk to the store in a raging rainstorm to buy a goose for supper. The man replys that its not fit to go outside for, Man nor Geese. [/quote] Old James |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
So I says to my friend........ Take my wife........please......... Henny Youngman....wayyyyyyyyyyyyy before most of you time. Am I too late for the garbage?? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Sorry I missed the festivities tonight. We spent a pleasant, but busy, day with house guests. Mark, I'm sure that if you asked Lori what she thought of marriage she would say it has a nice RING to it. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Angela, How RICE that you are here. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yeah, yeah... strike up the BAND. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Id say any girl who gets married, deserves the MAID of HONOUR. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I am just too tired tonight to get into a long pun ALTARcation... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
So your going to THROW the bouquet in early. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yes, I'm TOAST and I know from past experience that a long pun war can be a CHAMPAGNE in the... (don't think I can say that here.) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I hear that. So how dowry are you? qwerty yourself maybe? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Jim, your puns are like a wedding cake. They bring me to TIERS... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Ive seen some weddings wear the bride and groom eat there cake and wear it too. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION. LOL the only ring he would have heard is that frying pan bouncing off his head. He'd be seeing a MOON from his HONEY. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yes, such behavior would have given me a LICENSE to kill, and I wouldn't even care if there were WITNESSES! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
would you have TIED the KNOT around his neck? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Perhaps... at the very least I'd have given him his WEDDING MARCHing orders! Well Jim, tonight's pun war really takes the CAKE, but since we have GUESTS right now, I really can't stay here at this WEDDING PARTY any longer. You will just have to BRIDE your time until I can return. About the only thing I will have time to do this weekend is MINISTER to our guests, and maybe GROOM our cats, but I promise to return next weekend. So without further CEREMONY, I say to you "goodnight punsters!!!" |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Good night Angela. It was fun walking down the aisle with you tonight:) [/quote] Old James |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Theres something about a wedding on a well manicured lawn that gets me all GRASSY-eyed. [/quote] Old James |
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