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Message 979438 - Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 12:09:28 UTC

Testing the Government Motors car.
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Message 979598 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 0:01:30 UTC - in response to Message 979426.  



"OOPS-what was that bump we went over? Oh, Rush Limbaugh..."


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Message 979608 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 0:11:28 UTC

Wow, just look at what my FBI bodyguards are doing to that guy who dared to bump us.

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Message 979641 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 0:50:33 UTC

OMG I bumped the rear of a Pinto!
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Message 979667 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 1:33:21 UTC



Look Out! There is a Toyota behind us!!!
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Message 979686 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 1:56:52 UTC
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Wow! Nowhere near 48 hours, but well beyond the mandatory 12 captions. So let's get this moving before the car-wreck gets any worse!

3rd place goes to the somewhat clueless driver of both car and country
Ice: Did I cause that crash?

2nd place goes to the clueless one looking for money for science
Carlos: Whats NASA complaining about? It works fine.

And 1st place, and the keys to the presidential Limo goes to
kenzieB: Due to cutbacks both the Presidential Limousine and the Protection Detail had to be downsized.

PM'ing now.
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Message 979695 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 2:13:58 UTC

Thanks, Mumps.

Okay, folks, make me giggle by captioning this:

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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Message 979697 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 2:19:37 UTC - in response to Message 979695.  


OK, so we're supposed to go over the fence together. This stopping in the barrel is not the plan...
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Message 979698 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 2:19:47 UTC - in response to Message 979695.  



you can have a drink, as long as you don't tell anybody I'm here.

But seriously, that picture is just bizarre beyond words. After the contest, please tell us how and why this took place.

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Message 979720 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 2:59:02 UTC

I heard you can lead a horse to water, BUT THIS...REALLY!!!
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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Message 979728 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 3:07:06 UTC

Um, boss? What are you doing down there in that barrel? Weren't you up here on my back just before I stopped?


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Message 979735 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 3:19:55 UTC

You can lead a human to water and make them wet.
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Message 979873 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 9:57:09 UTC

I want to complain. The water has now a very unpleasant taste.
Get out of my water supply!
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Message 979911 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 12:05:31 UTC

The things you find in water nowadays...pollution I tells ye
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Message 979915 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 12:21:42 UTC - in response to Message 979699.  



I sure hope you took a bath before you got in my water, Missy.
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Message 980020 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 16:25:00 UTC

I know we're close, but this is ridiculous!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 980064 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 17:40:29 UTC

We're over ten, so time to make a pick: (what, bo drum roll?)

3rd place VW Bobier: “Hey waiter! There's a Human in My water.

2nd place James Sotherden “I sure hope you took a bath before you got in my water, Missy.

Winner Gary Charpentier: “You can lead a human to water and make them wet.'

PM-ing Gary now.

@ Bill Walker: Sorry, I've no idea what the back-story for the picture was. I just googled 'funny horse pictures' and wandered around until I found it.
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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Message 980164 - Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 19:16:43 UTC - in response to Message 980064.  

[quote]We're over ten, so time to make a pick: (what, bo drum roll?)

3rd place VW Bobier: “Hey waiter! There's a Human in My water.

2nd place James Sotherden “I sure hope you took a bath before you got in my water, Missy.

Winner Gary Charpentier: “You can lead a human to water and make them wet.'

PM-ing Gary now.

TNX. Will post a picture when I get home from work.
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Message 980303 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 0:33:42 UTC

Okay, give this one a try.

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Message 980320 - Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 1:18:36 UTC



Joe, owner of a shoe store, wanted to drum up some business for his shop.

So he designed these new bicycle "wheels".
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