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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
It is common knowledge that zombies dine upon braaains, but perhaps there are other things that should be known about zombies. Please allow me to explaaain how this thread will work. Somebody posts half of a zombie joke, the next person finishes the joke and posts half of a new zombie joke. The thread goes on like that until it is locked on Halloween at midnight (PST), so make sure to post fast and furiously. If two posts come in at roughly the same time, the winner is whoever posted first. Please try to avoid bifurcating the thread by responding to the second joke. Some jokes may have more than one answer. For example "Who is the zombie's favorite author?" Answers could include Mark Twaaain, Thomas Paaaine, Michel de Montaaaigne or even Zaaane Grey. The first person who finishes the joke gets to set the new joke, no matter how many answers are "out there". It is not about being right. It is all about being first. I'll start. What is the Zombie's favorite brand of underwear? |
Eric Korpela Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60 |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Clogged draaain! What does Eric think Angela is? |
Eric Korpela Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60 |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Great Daaane! Who is the zombie's favorite Seinfeld character? |
HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0 |
Elaaaine! Why do Zombies walk funny? |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Back Paaain! Why do zombies always carry umbrellas? |
AndyW Send message Joined: 23 Oct 02 Posts: 5862 Credit: 10,957,677 RAC: 18 |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Light rail traaain! How did the zombie get from New York to London? |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
The traaaaain. What's a Zombie's favorite drink? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Light rail traaain! Da plaaane... Now what's a zombie's favorite drink? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Graaain alcohol? Where in the European Union does the zombie like to vacation? |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Graaain alcohol? Britaaaaain..... What is the Zombie's kitty's name? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
OK.......it's Meeeowaaaaaaaaaing....... Next.... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Mark, I couldn't figure out where you were going with that one, but if nobody responded I was going to try Fluffy Jaaane. (And Mark, the EU country was Spaaain!) Why did the zombie need an ace bandage? |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Mark, I couldn't figure out where you were going with that one, but if nobody responded I was going to try Fluffy Jaaane. For his spraaaaain. Sorrry......I don't get these things all the time...didn't know the point was to make the answer paaaaaaaainfully obvious. I never was an intellectual....LOL. What does the Zombie weatherman forecast? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Raaain! (But it has already been used...) What is the zombie's motto when he goes to the gym? |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Raaain! (But it has already been used...) No paaaaaaaain, no gaaaaaaaaaain. What is the Zombie's favorite lettuce? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Romaaaine! What kind of gasoline does the zombie prefer? |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Romaaaine! High octaaaaaaaaane........... And what are Zombie's minds? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
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