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Message 930237 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 0:30:35 UTC

Jim the Emperors had a way of dealing with their enemies on this planet, They kept their friends close and their enemies closer still.
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Message 930247 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 1:23:06 UTC

I'm so glad Angela started this thread. I shall begin by quoting the first 30 minutes of the movie Full Metal Jacket....
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Message 930261 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 2:13:52 UTC

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Message 930287 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 4:16:39 UTC

I love some of the causal loops in the Star Trek movies.

"I am going to give you the formula for transparent aluminum that you are going to invent."

In the same scene, Scotty is talking to a 1970's computer. "Computer, Computer". The owner of the computer holds up the mouse. Scotty: "How quaint." Holds up the mouse: "Computer, Computer".


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Message 930339 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 11:29:22 UTC

I've tried using this a few times going through Customs, but those guys just have no sense of yuk-yuk:

These are not the droids you're looking for. They can go about their business.

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Message 930340 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 11:42:27 UTC

This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk? - Clint Eastwood”

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"Scientists are saying that in the future we will be able to have sex with robots. I tried that once. It was horrible. Right in the middle I had to call tech support. "

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Message 930475 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 21:17:39 UTC - in response to Message 930340.  

This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk? - Clint Eastwood”

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Message 930476 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 21:19:03 UTC

Ignore the man behind the curtain.


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Message 930486 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 21:28:47 UTC

From the Addams Family:

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what- I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
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Message 930520 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 23:41:13 UTC

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Message 930616 - Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 13:29:18 UTC


. . . do YOU know WHO you're talking to

. . . do YOU know WHO i am


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To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

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Message 930730 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 0:37:07 UTC
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[after hitting a rabbit on the road]
Oldsen: Why don't we kill it? Hit it with something hard...
Mac: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile!

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Message 930732 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 0:42:35 UTC

Soldier: I don't believe in God.
Mr. Smith: I didn't either. I don't think He noticed.

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Rachel: Mr. Smith?
Kurdy: It's a long story
Mr. Smith: No it's not. It's a proper name. First name Mister, last name Smith. Not a title. See? Max, seven seconds.
Jeremiah: Rachel...
Rachel: *Miss* Rachel.
Kurdy: See what you started?
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Message 930773 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 3:59:11 UTC - in response to Message 930257.  

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Very likely the best Science Fiction movie of all time.

... and one that probably couldn't be made today.
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