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Message 960271 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:17:21 UTC - in response to Message 953381.  

Don't Put No Headstone On My Grave......

I just wanna be remembered at the kittyman.


Aw shucks..........buy me a monument.....LOL.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 960273 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:23:12 UTC

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Message 960276 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:25:21 UTC

I love children, if they are properly cooked.

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Message 960277 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:29:11 UTC

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Message 960278 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:33:25 UTC

All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing...............
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Message 960279 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:36:21 UTC

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Message 960323 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 21:32:28 UTC

A painter is a man who paints what he sells; an artist, on the other hand, is a man who sells what he paints.
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Message 974415 - Posted: 27 Feb 2010, 10:32:23 UTC

Facts like photographic film - must be exposed before developing.

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Message 981379 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 0:32:12 UTC

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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Message 981605 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 11:19:52 UTC

With proper lever, baby's fingers can move mountain.

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Message 981631 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 13:01:35 UTC

"The surest way to be deceived is to consider oneself cleverer than others."

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Message 981642 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 14:00:28 UTC

Death, is a sexually transmitted illness.



Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive!
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Message 982540 - Posted: 22 Mar 2010, 22:42:49 UTC

Happy solution never see light if truth kept in dark.

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Message 1001570 - Posted: 7 Jun 2010, 21:05:19 UTC

Would much prefer to wait a few moments more to soar with eagle rather than rush to fly with fledgling sparrow

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Message 1002018 - Posted: 9 Jun 2010, 4:29:08 UTC - in response to Message 922021.  

Late to bed, and early to rise makes one so sleepy he can't open his eyes.

Late to bed and late to rise and you rub your bloodshot eyes; early to bed and early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys!
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