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Aphorisms are short, pointed sentences expressing a truth or precept. Feel free to add your Aphorisms. Always harder to keep murder secret than for egg to bounce on sidewalk. Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time. ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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visiting relatives like fish begin to smell after a few days -Twain ![]() In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
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Blame Misfit. -- Misfit me@rescam.org |
1mp0£173 Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0 ![]() |
He who dies with the most toys is still dead. |
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sink or swim. about as handy as a screen door on a submarine nervous as cat in a room full of rocking chairs. ![]() Old James |
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'Bout as useless as two teats on a boar. |
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Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now. When a paper is due, the printer will jam. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein Vextor Homepage | Vextor Blog |
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Busier than a Bagdad bricklayer |
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When a paper is due, the printer will jam. I'd call that a Murphyism rather than an aphorism... :-D |
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Would much prefer to wait a few moments more to soar with eagle rather than rush to fly with fledgling sparrow. ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when your running with turkeys. |
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Swelled head sometimes give police more cooperation than criminal mistake ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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One my dad used to say, Its darker than a well diggers pocket. ![]() Old James |
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Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time Come on Matt! You've got to stop re-using your posts within 24 hours! :) |
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hotter than a two dollar pistol. ![]() Old James |
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Mad as a cat on a hot tin roof. |
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lights are on and nobodys home. ![]() Old James |
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Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time It was A test to see if everyone was Awake LOL My Bad!! :o) ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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Advice after mistake is like medicine after dead man's funeral. ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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