Aphorisms

Message boards : Cafe SETI : Aphorisms
Message board moderation

1 · 2 · 3 · 4 . . . 15 · Next

Author	Message
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921596 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 3:04:56 UTC Aphorisms are short, pointed sentences expressing a truth or precept. Feel free to add your Aphorisms. Always harder to keep murder secret than for egg to bounce on sidewalk. Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921596 ·
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 921605 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 3:32:48 UTC visiting relatives like fish begin to smell after a few days -Twain In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 921605 ·
Misfit Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0	Message 921608 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 3:48:30 UTC Blame Misfit. -- Misfit me@rescam.org ID: 921608 ·
1mp0£173 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0	Message 921620 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 5:44:56 UTC He who dies with the most toys is still dead. ID: 921620 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 921632 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 9:05:24 UTC sink or swim. about as handy as a screen door on a submarine nervous as cat in a room full of rocking chairs. [/quote] Old James ID: 921632 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921645 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 11:05:09 UTC 'Bout as useless as two teats on a boar. ID: 921645 ·
Kai Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jun 09 Posts: 619 Credit: 15,732 RAC: 0	Message 921720 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 18:30:05 UTC Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now. When a paper is due, the printer will jam. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein Vextor Homepage | Vextor Blog ID: 921720 ·
Robert Waite Send message Joined: 23 Oct 07 Posts: 2417 Credit: 18,192,122 RAC: 59	Message 921747 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 19:34:36 UTC Busier than a Bagdad bricklayer ID: 921747 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921792 - Posted: 27 Jul 2009, 22:34:20 UTC - in response to Message 921720.   When a paper is due, the printer will jam. I'd call that a Murphyism rather than an aphorism... :-D ID: 921792 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921837 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:28:59 UTC Would much prefer to wait a few moments more to soar with eagle rather than rush to fly with fledgling sparrow. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921837 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921839 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:31:38 UTC It's hard to soar with the eagles when your running with turkeys. ID: 921839 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921842 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:33:39 UTC Swelled head sometimes give police more cooperation than criminal mistake LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921842 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 921843 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:35:09 UTC One my dad used to say, Its darker than a well diggers pocket. [/quote] Old James ID: 921843 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921845 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:37:58 UTC Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921845 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921848 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:42:21 UTC - in response to Message 921845.   Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time Come on Matt! You've got to stop re-using your posts within 24 hours! :) ID: 921848 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 921851 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 1:54:25 UTC hotter than a two dollar pistol. [/quote] Old James ID: 921851 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 921854 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 2:01:19 UTC Mad as a cat on a hot tin roof. ID: 921854 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 921856 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 2:04:44 UTC lights are on and nobodys home. [/quote] Old James ID: 921856 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921972 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 21:57:08 UTC - in response to Message 921848.   Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time Come on Matt! You've got to stop re-using your posts within 24 hours! :) It was A test to see if everyone was Awake LOL My Bad!! :o) LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921972 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 921973 - Posted: 28 Jul 2009, 21:57:55 UTC Advice after mistake is like medicine after dead man's funeral. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 921973 ·

 
©2022 University of California
 
SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.