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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Winning the shortest TLPTPW thread ever!! (Considering the last one was one of the longest...at least in recent memory. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Cebion Send message Joined: 3 Apr 07 Posts: 969 Credit: 13,792 RAC: 0 |
oh :o yes ... the time zone. Good night, Andy and sleep well! |
TimeLord04 Send message Joined: 9 Mar 06 Posts: 21140 Credit: 33,933,039 RAC: 23 |
Good afternoon/evening/morning to everyone. TimeLord04 Have TARDIS, will travel... Come along K-9! Join Calm Chaos |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Winning the shortest TLPTPW thread ever!! Dream on, It goes until I say so. But don't worry It won't be as Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong as the last one. But then It was long enough. Joker out. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
. . . THIS should keep somebody busy while somebody else WINS ;) This here is the Redneck Guide to Computer Lingo . . . Log on Makin the woodstove hotter Log off Don't add no more wood Monitor Keepin an eye on that there woodstove Download Gettin the farwood ofn the truk Megahertz When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded Floppy disk Wharcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood RAM That thar thang whut splits th farwood ROM Whut tastes grait when ya mix it with Coca-cola Hard drive Tryin to climb a steep hill in th winter taim Prompt Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim Windows Whut to shut when its cold outside Screen Whut to shut when its blak fly season Bit A wager, as in "I bit you cain't spit that watermelon seed across th porch longways" Byte Whut them dang flys do Chip Munchies fer th TV Microchip Whuts left in th munchie bag Cursor Wharcha do when yer mad at yer sister Infrared Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em Modem Wharcha did to the hay fields Dot matrix Ol Dan Matrix's wife Laptop Whur th kitty sleeps Keyboard Whur ya hang th dang keys Hardware Sunday clothes Software Them dang plastik forks and knifs Mouse Whut eats th grain in th barn Mainframe Holds up th barn ruf Port Fancy Flatlander Wine Enter Northern fer c'mon in y'all Random access memory When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks. Network How ya git the fish in th boat after ya hook it LAN To borrow, as in "Hey Delbert, LAN me yore truck!" Packet Wharcha do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag afore a trip Reboot Wharcha do when yer first pair a boots gits all muddy BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Winning the shortest TLPTPW thread ever!! I like the shorty idea.... As Kirk said..."It had the virtue of never having been tried before." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P stands for the Problem the pilots entered in the log, and S stands for the Corrective Action taken by the mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on backorder. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for! P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windscreen. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Radar hums. S: Reprogrammed radar with words. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
time to make dinner for mi lady & i . . . so, i leave you w/ this: Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Cebion Send message Joined: 3 Apr 07 Posts: 969 Credit: 13,792 RAC: 0 |
Winner? but now! :D |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
winning after lunch. Like a squirrel looking for a nut. me@rescam.org |
Kokomiko Send message Joined: 15 Aug 04 Posts: 203 Credit: 157,712 RAC: 0 |
... adding my European night win ... :) |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
So on the new seti video who squealed like a banshee at 3:06? me@rescam.org |
Shannock9 Send message Joined: 4 Jul 99 Posts: 1396 Credit: 634,964 RAC: 0 |
Evening all. Winning from Pottsville NY. |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
75 - enough for a win. me@rescam.org |
Cebion Send message Joined: 3 Apr 07 Posts: 969 Credit: 13,792 RAC: 0 |
Hi Shannock and Hi Misfit! |
Kokomiko Send message Joined: 15 Aug 04 Posts: 203 Credit: 157,712 RAC: 0 |
Good evening Shannock from an early morning in Germany :) |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29753 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Hellow everyone. Winning before lighting up the Bar-B. |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Hi Shannock and Hi Misfit! Hi Cebion! ::waves:: me@rescam.org |
TimeLord04 Send message Joined: 9 Mar 06 Posts: 21140 Credit: 33,933,039 RAC: 23 |
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