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Message 814633 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 5:20:21 UTC


. . . he'as lifted weights to get 'is audience - while telling jokes




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Message 814634 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 5:21:05 UTC


. . . he's gone into space in order to develope a relationship with humans




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Message 814635 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 5:22:36 UTC


. . . he even made Friends with 'Snake' in order to get to 'is audience



. . . wonderin' what he'll do neXt ;))


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Message 814685 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 9:56:59 UTC - in response to Message 814635.  


. . . he even made Friends with 'Snake' in order to get to 'is audience



. . . wonderin' what he'll do neXt ;))



The hamster or the snake, will they do the cha-cha-cha, next ;)
He sure gets his audience :)
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Message 814733 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 14:26:11 UTC
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Message 814779 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 17:56:41 UTC



> so, somebody's 'payin' attention 'ere . . . nice one Martin


. . . "Brainiac for a Day" <---- watCh mi!





< and Fred, the reference is to the Hamster (i shall have 'im play RickyTickyTavvy - Mongoose) ;)))


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Message 814781 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 18:06:35 UTC

ninja hamster





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Message 814782 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 18:11:50 UTC


. . 'is other job eh ;))






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Message 814784 - Posted: 4 Oct 2008, 18:14:08 UTC


. . . 'e's really good @ Lip-Synchin' too




gotta roll - c'Ya!l8Tr y'all . . . ;))




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Message 815143 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 19:21:04 UTC
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The Hamster Circus is in Town


My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.
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Message 815153 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 19:55:40 UTC



. . . Originally - Hamster escaped from 'is cage - before goin' to Hollywood for Stand-Up




. . . later - certain Producers attempted to get Hamster to perform

in the manner in which THEY thought the audiences would appreciate



> didn't go over very big w/ the Hamster's Union

. . . Hamster even did a slight stint in a 'Jurassic Park' Movie Take-Off



so, fed-up w/ the Industry - Hamster found himself out on the street, beggin'




. . . eventually though - 'is Stand-Up found itself @ The Comedy Store & Improv Rooms - and with great success

Hamster named 'imself Ban Hamster . . .






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Message 815168 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:32:11 UTC

Video Gaming Hamster!



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Message 815171 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:34:44 UTC - in response to Message 815168.  

Video Gaming Hamster!



. . . that's Ban Hamster's COUSIN: 'fingers' ;))


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Message 815173 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:38:29 UTC - in response to Message 815171.  

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. . . that's Ban Hamster's COUSIN: 'fingers' ;))


would that be the one the only Fingers Mckee?

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Message 815174 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:41:44 UTC - in response to Message 815173.  
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. . . that's Ban Hamster's COUSIN: 'fingers' ;))


would that be the one the only Fingers Mckee?


. . . hmm hmmm - the one from Ireland ('is Sister's name is 'Squishie')

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Message 815175 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:43:00 UTC

The latest in Hamster Living in 2008



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Message 815176 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:46:56 UTC


. . . Ban Hamster's Father was a Boxin' Champ durin' the great Depression




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Message 815179 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:49:25 UTC


. . . Ban Hamster has a 'black sheep' in the family - the only words he's ever spoken are 'Rock!'

the Fsmily is pretty distraught over this




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Message 815181 - Posted: 5 Oct 2008, 20:54:48 UTC - in response to Message 815176.  


. . . Ban Hamster's Father was a Boxin' Champ durin' the great Depression




If memory serves me right wasn't their A rapper in the Family?

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