Favorite drunk quotes......

Author	Message
kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741380 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:19:36 UTC This could be fun...... "I never drink anything stronger that gin before breakfast......" Who said it? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741380 ·

Al Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0	Message 741381 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:20:49 UTC Duke Nukem? Scorpions - Wind Of Change ID: 741381 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741382 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:23:41 UTC - in response to Message 741381. Duke Nukem? The kitty claw for you.......wrong answer..... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741382 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 741386 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:40:57 UTC Harry the wine-o. ID: 741386 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741389 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:41:55 UTC - in response to Message 741386. Harry the wine-o. Oh man........this is so basic........ The father of all drinkists....... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741389 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741391 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:44:58 UTC I believe the exact quote was..... "I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741391 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741392 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:48:38 UTC And this one has me falling offa da couch........ "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741392 ·

Labbie Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 4083 Credit: 5,930,102 RAC: 0	Message 741399 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:57:37 UTC - in response to Message 741391. I believe the exact quote was..... "I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." WC Fields Calm Chaos Forum...Join Calm Chaos Now ID: 741399 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741405 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:03:39 UTC - in response to Message 741399. I believe the exact quote was..... "I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." WC Fields Bing bing bing bing........we have a winner........ And the next quote is...... "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741405 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 741410 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:16:15 UTC "They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there . . . and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see." ~ Jack Kerouac - 'On the Road' Part 3, Ch. 5 ~ BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 741410 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 741411 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:18:19 UTC - in response to Message 741410. "They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there . . . and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see." ~ Jack Kerouac - 'On the Road' Part 3, Ch. 5 ~ OK......but not a simple drunk quote.......... Please stay on topic......'less you're drunk........ "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 741411 ·

Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 741737 - Posted: 20 Apr 2008, 4:49:59 UTC If I say 'I love you', consider me drunk (c)2004 Scarecrow ID: 741737 ·

Iona Send message Joined: 12 Jul 07 Posts: 790 Credit: 22,438,118 RAC: 0	Message 741861 - Posted: 20 Apr 2008, 13:39:58 UTC I think one of the classics, has to be the exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill, which went something like this..... Lady Astor; Winston, you're drunk. Churchill; And you madam, are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. It may not be 100% accurate, but thats the 'nuts and bolts' of it. Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive! ID: 741861 ·

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