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happy Send message Joined: 23 Nov 01 Posts: 1 Credit: 45,350 RAC: 0 |
what is life without coffe??? |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
what is life without coffe??? A world free of stinky coffee breath people... ;) (Then we would only have the stinky cigarette breath people do deal with.) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
Why do the people who proclaim to have worked so hard seem to have the most energy to burn? I've worked my tail off most of my life and all I have to show for my labor is a bad case of weariness... ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . |
Mr. Majestic Send message Joined: 26 Nov 07 Posts: 4752 Credit: 258,845 RAC: 0 |
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Mr. Majestic Send message Joined: 26 Nov 07 Posts: 4752 Credit: 258,845 RAC: 0 |
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John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
What came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. The parents of the first chicken were not quite chickens. BOINC WIKI |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
What was the best thing before sliced bread? The wheel? Before that fire? Before that was there any good? BOINC WIKI |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
I believe they make sense if you know Latin. BOINC WIKI |
Mr. Majestic Send message Joined: 26 Nov 07 Posts: 4752 Credit: 258,845 RAC: 0 |
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John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Two reasons I can think of. 1) It is more cost effective to only order one sort of terminal and just have slightly different mounting for drive up and walk up. 2) Chauffeur. BOINC WIKI |
someguyincanada Send message Joined: 6 Jul 02 Posts: 144 Credit: 912,086 RAC: 0 |
im drunk |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? THE FEATHERS AREN'T WORKING!!!! THE FEATHERS AREN'T WORKING!!!! Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
Spectrum Send message Joined: 14 Jun 99 Posts: 468 Credit: 53,129,336 RAC: 0 |
A guy I worked with once on a constuction site said "If I ever fell out of a Plane I would only take one thing" I asked what would you take? He said "An extension lead" I said why? He said " you can be sure it will snag on something on the way down!!!" |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
A guy I worked with once on a constuction site said "If I ever fell out of a Plane I would only take one thing" I asked what would you take? ROFLMAO BOINC WIKI |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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