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Message 715417 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 0:04:01 UTC

OK........
Here ya go.........
You just knew it was going to include kitties and whiskey, didn't ya??


"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 715421 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 0:10:11 UTC - in response to Message 715417.  
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"The pressure of being one of Sattler's kitties! (urp) I'm telling ya--it's (belch) unbearable!!!! (Snore)


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Message 715443 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 0:39:49 UTC - in response to Message 715417.  
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Randy started out as a well-meaning grey Tabby, but ended up as a Whiskey cat.
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Message 715480 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 1:47:01 UTC - in response to Message 715421.  



"The pressure of being one of Sattler's kitties! (urp) I'm telling ya--it's (belch) unbearable!!!! (Snore)


LOL........looks amazingly like a young Tigger II...



Note, this is not the caption pic.....just an aside......
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 715616 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 8:09:03 UTC

Hey look....we have come up with the perfect catnip antidote!!!
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Message 715665 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 12:09:06 UTC - in response to Message 708950.  

And here's the new pic:

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Message 715749 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 14:43:23 UTC - in response to Message 715417.  



From the Associated Press:

"The success of the Federal "Better Mousetrap" program has created a new substance abuse epidemic among unemployed cats... DNC President Howard Dean has blamed this on short-sighted Bush Administration policies and called for impeachment of the President. Democratic Presidential candidates Barak Obama & Hillary Clinton have both presented plans for a long-range feline rehabilitation and job skills retraining program. Republican candidate John McCain has introduced legislation to improve the US Border Fence program to reduce the number of undocumented cats entering the country as a means of reducing Medicare funded health care costs..."


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After trying all sorts of remedies to make Tabbs sleep through the night, we finally found a full-proof one!
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Message 715811 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 17:06:04 UTC
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(hic) I ain't no redneck (hic) I is red all over (urp)
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Message 715977 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 21:19:13 UTC - in response to Message 715749.  



From the Associated Press:

"The success of the Federal "Better Mousetrap" program has created a new substance abuse epidemic among unemployed cats... DNC President Howard Dean has blamed this on short-sighted Bush Administration policies and called for impeachment of the President. Democratic Presidential candidates Barak Obama & Hillary Clinton have both presented plans for a long-range feline rehabilitation and job skills retraining program. Republican candidate John McCain has introduced legislation to improve the US Border Fence program to reduce the number of undocumented cats entering the country as a means of reducing Medicare funded health care costs..."



LOL.......and as usual, the Federally funded program has it's usual result........
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Message 716207 - Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 4:43:03 UTC - in response to Message 715749.  



From the Associated Press:

"The success of the Federal "Better Mousetrap" program has created a new substance abuse epidemic among unemployed cats... DNC President Howard Dean has blamed this on short-sighted Bush Administration policies and called for impeachment of the President. Democratic Presidential candidates Barak Obama & Hillary Clinton have both presented plans for a long-range feline rehabilitation and job skills retraining program. Republican candidate John McCain has introduced legislation to improve the US Border Fence program to reduce the number of undocumented cats entering the country as a means of reducing Medicare funded health care costs..."


Oh now THAT is hilarious....lmao

That was great.....

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Message 716230 - Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 5:36:25 UTC - in response to Message 716207.  



From the Associated Press:

"The success of the Federal "Better Mousetrap" program has created a new substance abuse epidemic among unemployed cats... DNC President Howard Dean has blamed this on short-sighted Bush Administration policies and called for impeachment of the President. Democratic Presidential candidates Barak Obama & Hillary Clinton have both presented plans for a long-range feline rehabilitation and job skills retraining program. Republican candidate John McCain has introduced legislation to improve the US Border Fence program to reduce the number of undocumented cats entering the country as a means of reducing Medicare funded health care costs..."


Oh now THAT is hilarious....lmao

That was great.....


LOL... Agreed!

The photo is a classic, and Sir William's caption is going to be awfully hard to beat.

At this point.... I got nuthin' even in the same state, let alone ballpark! :-D

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Message 716232 - Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 5:40:16 UTC - in response to Message 715421.  
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yes i do have a licker license (Groan)

(EDIT: ok, after receiving some PM's about spelling, its a pun, a cat licks itself so it has a lick er license......see this is why I added the Groan)

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Message 719069 - Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 12:58:35 UTC

Bump... Is this thread dead?
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Message 719134 - Posted: 27 Feb 2008, 17:33:44 UTC

Yeah, Mark. The deadline has been passed.

Try to keep up willya??? lol
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Message 719293 - Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 0:18:21 UTC - in response to Message 719134.  

Yeah, Mark. The deadline has been passed.

Try to keep up willya??? lol


I emailed Mark to get him to get back into the thread.


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Message 719298 - Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 0:36:22 UTC

Sorry folks............the kitties and I are on a little vacation from Seti.....didn't mean to ignore the thread......

And the winner has to be.......

Sir William, for.....

From the Associated Press:

"The success of the Federal "Better Mousetrap" program has created a new substance abuse epidemic among unemployed cats... DNC President Howard Dean has blamed this on short-sighted Bush Administration policies and called for impeachment of the President. Democratic Presidential candidates Barak Obama & Hillary Clinton have both presented plans for a long-range feline rehabilitation and job skills retraining program. Republican candidate John McCain has introduced legislation to improve the US Border Fence program to reduce the number of undocumented cats entering the country as a means of reducing Medicare funded health care costs..."

Laughed meself silly at that one!! Well done, sir!!

First runner up to......

Red Atomic, for....

"yes i do have a licker license (Groan)"

Kitty puns are good!

And, as you might guess, for second runner up I have to go with....

Blurf, for.....

"The pressure of being one of Sattler's kitties! (urp) I'm telling ya--it's (belch) unbearable!!!! (Snore)"

The kitties have a lot on their plate (or in their bottle) trying to keep tabbys, er, tabs on me!

And last of all, I'll give an honorable mention to.....

Beets, for.......

"Randy started out as a well-meaning grey Tabby, but ended up as a Whiskey cat."

Many's the perils of the bottle.


So, thank you for your patience, my friends.....

I hereby pass the torch to Sir William.....let's see if his choice of the next picture is as entertaining as his caption!!
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 719653 - Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 23:12:34 UTC

Thanks Mark! I myself have been away for a day doing software roll out things...

I will post a photo when I get back to my personal system tomorrow morning...

Stay Tuned Campers!

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Message 719944 - Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 17:00:52 UTC

Here's your next challenge:



Enjoy!

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Message 720035 - Posted: 29 Feb 2008, 21:03:38 UTC

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