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Message 710682 - Posted: 10 Feb 2008, 7:58:04 UTC

The reason that people get so uptight nowadays is because while their mind is telling them that what they are doing is right, their heart is telling their mind that what they are doing is wrong... Think about it... ;)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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Message 710724 - Posted: 10 Feb 2008, 11:08:12 UTC - in response to Message 710682.  

The reason that people get so uptight nowadays is because while their mind is telling them that what they are doing is right, their heart is telling their mind that what they are doing is wrong... Think about it... ;)


Amen...
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Message 710741 - Posted: 10 Feb 2008, 13:11:35 UTC

Two little snippets, both, to the best of my knowledge, my own 'work'.

1. Never do today, what you can do tomorrow, for more pay.

2. Don't take Life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive!
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Message 710986 - Posted: 11 Feb 2008, 0:54:57 UTC

A little pearl of amusement to ponder for the day.

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Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 712222 - Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 23:27:51 UTC

If you don't like what you hear, send it out the other ear... ;)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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Message 712354 - Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 5:14:29 UTC

The older I get the more I appreciate those rare moments of simplicity.
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Message 712386 - Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 6:29:46 UTC - in response to Message 707941.  

Going into the new work week, please remember that the only person to have all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.



HAHAHAHA!!! I am gonna have to use that one on my boss....lmao

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from silent stone,
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Message 712389 - Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 6:50:11 UTC

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
31. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
32. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
33. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
34. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS - - -
35. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?"
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Message 714014 - Posted: 17 Feb 2008, 1:57:46 UTC

Hei Hei! ;-)

I`m the coconut! Who are you?




Ohh.. thoughts.... mmmhhh...

I cant remember I have been special serious today. I guess my
most heavy thoughts was when i realized that I had to reach the
shop that would close half an hour later, and I understood that
I had to go and get dressed frist, then walk all the way there..
I finally reached the shop 3 minutes after it should be closed,
and about 2 seconds before the woman in there should lock the door.
When i came inside, i run over to the shelf with coffee, grabbed
it i a hurry, whilst I thought this; Wow! I made it! i must be
the happies coconut in the world right now..and It will be a
lovely satruday! ;-)

ehh.. I know... that as probably not what you thought I thought. ;-)

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Message 714189 - Posted: 17 Feb 2008, 9:35:47 UTC

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back it's yours.
If it doesn't then hunt it down and shoot it !

Qunpu' lo'taHmo' jIH yItamQo'
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Message 714569 - Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 1:30:29 UTC
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I put in 30 days notice to vacate the state...
Now I've been summoned for jury duty...
Is there ever an end to this insanity... ;)

(Another coincidence? I think not!)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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Message 715455 - Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 1:01:59 UTC

Democracy: A system that allows a genius to flip burgers and a fool to be a CEO... ;)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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Message 716493 - Posted: 21 Feb 2008, 20:14:57 UTC

300,000,000 people in this country, and I can't seem to get past the few hundred geezers at the front door...

2 + 2 = 5... There! I said it! Now can I get in? ;)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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