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Message 509711 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 8:54:57 UTC - in response to Message 509580.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You're really bored aren't you?

Speaking of drunken ramblings...
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Message 509716 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 8:59:26 UTC - in response to Message 509711.  
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Any drunken ramblings here?

You're really bored aren't you?

Speaking of drunken ramblings...

"SHAME on YA, Yer Drunk." ;-]

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Message 509738 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 9:51:43 UTC - in response to Message 509590.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You'll have to get drunk before you can see them.

How many drinks must one have to endure this message board?
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Message 509741 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 9:54:48 UTC - in response to Message 509738.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You'll have to get drunk before you can see them.

How many drinks must one have to endure this message board?

MANNNNNNNNNYYYYYY! ;-]

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Message 509744 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 10:03:17 UTC - in response to Message 509738.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You'll have to get drunk before you can see them.

How many drinks must one have to endure this message board?


i dont need but it helps sometimes.



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Message 509904 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 16:37:29 UTC - in response to Message 509903.  
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If you're not half mad, and off your trolley on booze or whatever, wot you doing here?

Buzz off.

Right that's got rid of the real Zombies, now what about you lot?

(No No I took my pills this morning sister...)

The red or the blue ones...?
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Message 510026 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 21:40:57 UTC

Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh mother dear, we greatly fear
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow"
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens they washed their mittens
And hung them out to dry,
"Oh mother dear, do you not hear
That we have washed our mittens."
"What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens."
But I smell a rat close by,
"Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by...
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Message 510323 - Posted: 29 Jan 2007, 10:48:35 UTC - in response to Message 509904.  
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If you're not half mad, and off your trolley on booze or whatever, wot you doing here?

Buzz off.

Right that's got rid of the real Zombies, now what about you lot?

(No No I took my pills this morning sister...)

The red or the blue ones...?

Do YOU need to take the blue ones doggie?

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Message 510334 - Posted: 29 Jan 2007, 12:14:32 UTC - in response to Message 510323.  

If you're not half mad, and off your trolley on booze or whatever, wot you doing here?

Buzz off.

Right that's got rid of the real Zombies, now what about you lot?

(No No I took my pills this morning sister...)

The red or the blue ones...?

Do YOU need to take the blue ones doggie?

Just mix the red with the blue and you get Purple Haze...

...like the Matrix on steroids.
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Message 510340 - Posted: 29 Jan 2007, 12:40:37 UTC - in response to Message 510334.  
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...like the Matrix on steroids.


LMAO My cue:





FREE YOUR MIND




.oO(You all knew it would come, didn't you? :-P)



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Message 510742 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 6:31:29 UTC - in response to Message 508931.  

Gone in 60 minutes
Last Updated: Friday, 26 January 2007, 04:05 GMT

A motorist who waited nearly a year to take delivery of his high-powered car wrote it off less than an hour after getting behind the wheel for the first time.

Roger Robinson was on his way to work in his £19,000 silver Ford Focus ST on the M3 in Hampshire this month when he was involved in a collision with a BMW and a lorry.

The car skidded off the carriageway and ended up down an embankment, a complete write-off. Mr Robinson, from Basingstoke, was uninjured.


We had a rock star guy who picked up his new Viper in LA and ran it off a cliff in Malibu before he even got it home. (he lived) And the mega Ferrari u saw torn into 3 pieces. ( he lived) Recently just down the street also on PCH ( Pacific Coast Highway ) A Viper was racing and hit a concrete pole. RIP
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Message 510853 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 13:08:26 UTC - in response to Message 510742.  
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Gone in 60 minutes
Last Updated: Friday, 26 January 2007, 04:05 GMT

A motorist who waited nearly a year to take delivery of his high-powered car wrote it off less than an hour after getting behind the wheel for the first time.

Roger Robinson was on his way to work in his £19,000 silver Ford Focus ST on the M3 in Hampshire this month when he was involved in a collision with a BMW and a lorry.

The car skidded off the carriageway and ended up down an embankment, a complete write-off. Mr Robinson, from Basingstoke, was uninjured.


We had a rock star guy who picked up his new Viper in LA and ran it off a cliff in Malibu before he even got it home. (he lived) And the mega Ferrari u saw torn into 3 pieces. ( he lived) Recently just down the street also on PCH ( Pacific Coast Highway ) A Viper was racing and hit a concrete pole. RIP

Maybe not in the same league, but the first brand new motorbike I ever bought got a few scratches when within a week of taking delivery of my pride and joy, it fell over.

I nearly cried.

(I did it again with a 1200cc BMW m/c within 2 days of taking delivery, but that thing weighed more than a Harley and an elephant put together. I didn't cry that time, just did a John Cleese and kicked the s@@t out of it :)




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Message 512748 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 20:27:54 UTC

Greetings,

I see some have gone beyond the ".... almost anything goes!" half of the thread title. Can't say I didn't expect it, and expect it from those who did. Carry on....

Dif-tor heh smusma -- Live long and prosper \\V/_

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Message 515209 - Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 6:52:30 UTC

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Message 515226 - Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 8:38:02 UTC
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That looks almost like Tony Blair...!
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Message 515316 - Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 14:32:49 UTC - in response to Message 515226.  



That looks almost like Tony Blair...!


it is Tony - THAT tree he's got in 'is hand - is the Tree he's pissed off @ for getting in 'is way - and causin' 'im to end up on the sidewalk . . . ALL this AFTER havin' a meet w/ GW . . . go figure ;)))))))))))

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Message 515376 - Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 18:21:09 UTC - in response to Message 515316.  



That looks almost like Tony Blair...!


it is Tony - THAT tree he's got in 'is hand - is the Tree he's pissed off @ for getting in 'is way - and causin' 'im to end up on the sidewalk . . . ALL this AFTER havin' a meet w/ GW . . . go figure ;)))))))))))


No, it's got to be Harry Potter, "Menaces in Bristol Back Streets", the 52nd in the series when he's getting on a bit. His wand has sprouted leaves and won't turn this rubbish car into a decent BMW.


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