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Sam, that is rich! And for the record, I was home baking a batch of brownies. I think that was my friend, The lonegunman on the grassy knoll. He was awaiting my return, but I got lost.

ok guys this is going to be fun, if not i'll beat you with a wet haddock
you are the news reporter for Eonline as i am going to use an old template of theirs

you have to choose an event or historical event as the base of your story. Be respectful to the actual people involved in the true event, you dont have to use them or the true facts in your story.

you can make use of the conspiracy theories or invent your own.
It has to be over 30 years ago
It has to be tasteful but humor is nice
use a minimum of 5 seti members names in your story
use a minimum of 5 pics in your story
no out right flaming, insults, complaints, this is a news story remember.

you do not need to code or worry about resizing pics, i'll do all that.
just email the story in notepad or word along with the pics to
admin at asksam2 dot com
to give an idea i have taken The Kennedy Assassination and writen a story about BONIC's involvement in the capture of the Assassin who is a member here, and i have used other members as part of the story.

you'll see that i have not mentioned anything that is disrecpectful and very little of the story is factual
http://www.asksam2.com/eonline/misfit.htm

sammie x

ok guys this is going to be fun, if not i'll beat you with a wet haddock
you are the news reporter for Eonline as i am going to use an old template of theirs

you have to choose an event or historical event as the base of your story. Be respectful to the actual people involved in the true event, you dont have to use them or the true facts in your story.

you can make use of the conspiracy theories or invent your own.
It has to be over 30 years ago
It has to be tasteful but humor is nice
use a minimum of 5 seti members names in your story
use a minimum of 5 pics in your story
no out right flaming, insults, complaints, this is a news story remember.

you do not need to code or worry about resizing pics, i'll do all that.
just email the story in notepad or word along with the pics to
admin at asksam2 dot com
to give an idea i have taken The Kennedy Assassination and writen a story about BONIC's involvement in the capture of the Assassin who is a member here, and i have used other members as part of the story.

you'll see that i have not mentioned anything that is disrecpectful and very little of the story is factual
http://www.asksam2.com/eonline/misfit.htm

sammie x

well if you eliminate the 30 year rule you have this story.
And y'all knew it was coming.

well if you eliminate the 30 year rule you have this story.
And y'all knew it was coming.

world exclusive shows the wanted Fellon is really a mole on the grassy knoll, more proof that the grassy knoll is a secret bunker.

After a power struggle and days of bickering the MODS have tried to work together and seemed to gain insight as each day passed, they have now asked the old and wise Dr David Anderson for help in the reconstruction of what the mole would look like today.

Dr David Anderson has given a World Exclusive preview of his up and coming live recorded open interview on the Bonic UK Website later this month. in it he said:

"i'm only 23 and i have aged a year for every month i have spent looking for intelligence on the Cafe SETI forum, i've not given up hope yet, i am sure i'll find something that says WOW one day. but adding 45 years to the mole will be a much easier task than looking for intelligent life in the forum, the 5 minute break away from the forum would be most welcome."

Dr David Anderson spent much of the 5 minutes looking for his crayons but soon gave up when he remembered what he had for lunch, so had to reach for his felt tip pens and colouring book which he always carries with him, no matter where he goes.

Dr David Anderson in preperation for his meeting with the MODS, a( 40oz bottle of Gin and a handful of major Tranquilizers), staggered into the meeting to see the Automods to the left and hand picked MODS to the right and wondered if that's their true colours coming out, when he realised that it was in fact his lunch.

Police Captain Avatar opened the meeting to keep order but sent out for another 40oz bottle of gin when he seen what was facing him and gave up on the task in hand and joined Dr David Anderson on the floor while they waited for the Gin.

In his speech Dr David Anderson was very colourful in his wording, mainly due to the consumption of crayons for lunch and the slurred speech between swigs from the Gin bottle. Suddenly he shouts at the top of his voice just before passing out as he unvailed the final image, "This Misfit carried out the Assassination "

i am only . . . 'The Passenger'

Dr David Anderson spent much of the 5 minutes looking for his crayons

ok guys this is going to be fun, if not i'll beat you with a wet haddock
you are the news reporter for Eonline as i am going to use an old template of theirs

you have to choose an event or historical event as the base of your story. Be respectful to the actual people involved in the true event, you dont have to use them or the true facts in your story.

you can make use of the conspiracy theories or invent your own.
It has to be over 30 years ago
It has to be tasteful but humor is nice
use a minimum of 5 seti members names in your story
use a minimum of 5 pics in your story
no out right flaming, insults, complaints, this is a news story remember.

you do not need to code or worry about resizing pics, i'll do all that.
just email the story in notepad or word along with the pics to
admin at asksam2 dot com
to give an idea i have taken The Kennedy Assassination and writen a story about BONIC's involvement in the capture of the Assassin who is a member here, and i have used other members as part of the story.

you'll see that i have not mentioned anything that is disrecpectful and very little of the story is factual
http://www.asksam2.com/eonline/misfit.htm

sammie x

"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

. . . so, you 'realized' - that my BOINC Synergy name "lonegunman" is a

reference to Said matters . . . all in jest, naturally

it is? YES but did you read my story? .. .soon, very soon

. . . so, you 'realized' - that my BOINC Synergy name "lonegunman" is a

reference to Said matters . . . all in jest, naturally