'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope you go -- you know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say." --George W. Bush, after being asked whether he's seen Brokeback Mountain, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

ya gotta love him.

You mean 'a la' Bill Clinton? Sorry, but neither of them does anything for me!

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Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we are not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.

"I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality."

George W. Bush
interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

ya gotta love him.

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"You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one." --George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

..."I am the president."

I thought it was "I am the decider."

That's... "I are the decider."

..."I am the president."

I thought it was "I am the decider."

..."I am the president."

That really pissed off Cheney who knows better.

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But not all people who appear in Court are President of the United States.
Is not America deserving of a President who can at least speak a coherent sentence?
(George Washington could ... )

(I wonder if he suffers any pain when he makes these statements.)

No more than you would if every word you ever said was reported verbatim.

Just read any court transcript. They're all like this entire thread. People stumble over their words regularly.

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Rush

elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com
Remove the obvious...

The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11,

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LETS BEGIN IN 2010

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

G.W. Bush
speaking with reporters on facing the challenges of war, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

(It's a tough job walking from room to room making goofy comments.)

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"And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and our guest read it."

G. W.
speaking along with Prime Minister Tony Blair about the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

(I wonder if he suffers any pain when he makes these statements.)

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"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope—an ideology of hate—excuse me—with an ideology of hope."

George
Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

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Boy, it's been awhile. *Stretches legs & arms.*
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"Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live."

W.
speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006

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The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2005
10) "It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." --turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, Aug. 31, 2005

9) "I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term." --Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

8) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

7) "I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

6) "Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled." --explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005

5) "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005

4) "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

3) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

2) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

1) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

"Laura and I's spirits are uplifted any time we go to a school that's working, because we understand the importance of public education in the future of our country."

Yes George again
Glen Burnie, MD, January 9, 2006

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Remember this one...Bush after signing a defense appropriations bill on August 5, 2004: Official record on the whithouse webpage reads as follows:

"Third, this bill meets our commitment to America's Armed Forces by preparing them to meet the threats of tomorrow. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "

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Sorry, I have not got any, but the fact that many Americans actually voted for him, twice, is a very scary thought.

You're telling me I lived through it twice.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about
a new virulent strain of STD. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the
past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility
for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Good news is you're cured in eight years...
Bad new's is it leaves a hell of a mess to clean up.

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"Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a—you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."

* blinks......blinks again *

What the.......???????

The Native American reservations are officially sovereign client states. The tribal members are US citizens, BUT, the reservations do not have the same laws as the state they are in (the tribal laws override), and in some cases the tribal laws override federal law.

Ohhhh....

Well why didn't he SAY so then?? LMAO

I think JM7 has a secret Bush translator!

I got one of those in a Cracker Jacks box once...

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