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Message 476311 - Posted: 8 Dec 2006, 9:50:17 UTC - in response to Message 475898.  

You know you're getting older when...
It really doesn't matter to you whether you are a Mod, Admin or ordinary poster. You take life as it comes, live for each day at a time, see things more objectively, realise you can't ever make friends with everyone, start to appreciate the shadows and the starlight, and don't worry about what tomorrow brings, since tomorrow may never come.


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Message 476378 - Posted: 8 Dec 2006, 11:26:23 UTC

You know you are getting older when:

You don't do stupid well... waith I didn't do stupid well when I was 20.. Ohh well..
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Message 476663 - Posted: 8 Dec 2006, 16:31:54 UTC

You know you're getting older when...
the optician says you'll look just fine in N.H.S glasses.
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Message 476681 - Posted: 8 Dec 2006, 16:57:52 UTC

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope).
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Message 476697 - Posted: 8 Dec 2006, 17:15:12 UTC

You know you getting older when you see all the errors but couldn´t help.



With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 477190 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 9:20:07 UTC
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...sleeping with your spouse means only that.

...you remember "That signpost up ahead" but can't see it worth squat.
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Message 477224 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 11:19:21 UTC

You know you are getting old when ...

... the yobs and hoddies look as if they should be in their prams back home!
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 477273 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 13:21:34 UTC - in response to Message 477224.  

You know you are getting old when ...

... the yobs and hoddies look as if they should be in their prams back home!

Please translate! :-)
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Message 477275 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 13:39:20 UTC - in response to Message 477273.  

You know you are getting old when ...

... the yobs and hoddies look as if they should be in their prams back home!

Please translate! :-)

He meant yobs and hoodies...

..hey wait! I wear a hoodie!!
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Message 477292 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 13:57:56 UTC - in response to Message 477275.  

You know you are getting old when ...

... the yobs and hoddies look as if they should be in their prams back home!

Please translate! :-)

He meant yobs and hoodies...

..hey wait! I wear a hoodie!!


n. Chiefly British Slang
A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man.
[Alteration of boy (spelled backward).]
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Message 477300 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 14:07:12 UTC - in response to Message 477292.  

You know you are getting old when ...

... the yobs and hoddies look as if they should be in their prams back home!

Please translate! :-)

He meant yobs and hoodies...

..hey wait! I wear a hoodie!!


n. Chiefly British Slang
A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man.
[Alteration of boy (spelled backward).]

Here's a hoodie



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Message 477401 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 15:44:38 UTC - in response to Message 477302.  

Here's a hoodie


You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a hoodie and a hottie....




Wait, I think it's both..... Wait, I forget.
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Message 477482 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 19:08:49 UTC - in response to Message 477302.  

Here's a hoodie


You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a hoodie and a hottie....




There used to be threads dedicated to those. ;)
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Message 477493 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 19:25:56 UTC - in response to Message 477485.  

If you're not happy delete what you want, but leave most of the thread, it's been one of the most successful yet.

Why did you say this?
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Message 477540 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 20:15:01 UTC - in response to Message 477403.  

You know you're getting older when ...

... the only time you get to pull a cracker is at Christmas....


That is the time to blame the old dog.

You are old when ...

... you smell as bad as the dog, but no one will tell you!

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Message 477541 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 20:18:23 UTC - in response to Message 477540.  
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You know you're getting older when ...

... the only time you get to pull a cracker is at Christmas....


That is the time to blame the old dog.

You are old when ...

... you smell as bad as the dog, but no one will tell you!


You are old when ...

... you smell worse than the dog, and even... "here boy, here"!




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Message 477566 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 20:58:13 UTC - in response to Message 477548.  

If you're not happy delete what you want, but leave most of the thread, it's been one of the most successful yet.

Why did you say this?

I thought you might be referring to the infamous BOTD.

I was. But I don't understand what does that have anything to do with deleting posts here?
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Message 477604 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 22:25:28 UTC - in response to Message 477602.  

If you're not happy delete what you want, but leave most of the thread, it's been one of the most successful yet.

Why did you say this?

I thought you might be referring to the infamous BOTD.

I was. But I don't understand what does that have anything to do with deleting posts here?

Oh dear, obviously crossed wires here..

I thought you might be suggesting that we didn't ought to be posting pics of young ladies. If I misinterpreted you, then as the printers say, stet.

I like the pics.
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Message 477614 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 22:34:58 UTC

You know you're getting older when...
women suddenly want to be your friend and men couldn't care less.
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Message 477633 - Posted: 9 Dec 2006, 22:57:11 UTC

You know you're getting older when.......

you see a hoodie but you can't see the hood



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