Now this is a cracker...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

I'm lost for words...OK..I know some will say..that makes a change, but I'm working on it.

Those donkeys should be rounded up.

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Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie.

Not true. Both parents are at the start and end of Mulan.

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Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Must be in Tijuana, BC, Mexico. You didn't say how they got killed.

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Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then...eggs are even more fun and have been known to blow the door off.

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Did you know that if you consumed a half a pound of polar bear liver is enough to kill you?

Yup, they're infected with trichinosis and the vitamin A levels are toxic.

Neerer neerer neener!

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Did you know that if you consumed a half a pound of polar bear liver it's enough to kill you?

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Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?

They'd be buzzing around here like mad right now if it weren't for the
fact that they got roasted in the shade...115f/47c today.

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Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Lord there were a lot of people photocopying their butts on the old photo copier at our office. It failed just about every day - for 3 years.

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Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

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Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just in case you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)

Prove it!

Most of them even speak German if you start a conversation in English.

Regards Hans

P.S: Starting in German right away isn't the best idea, though :o)

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Well I have once or twice but it was indirectly.... hehee

But did they answer back...and is that what they mean when they say "talking bollocks"?


...plus...no piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

I can see someone will try and prove that one wrong...:o)

I've been working at this problem all day long......I hired a backhoe and am still at it....I'm up to 6...

Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just in case you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)

Prove it!

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Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

poop I am going to jail now.....

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Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just in case you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)

I'm surprised to hear that one. I was in the Netherlands once and noticed that they do speak english very well over there.

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Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

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Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just in case you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)

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Well I have once or twice but it was indirectly.... hehee

But did they answer back...and is that what they mean when they say "talking bollocks"?


...plus...no piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

I can see someone will try and prove that one wrong...:o)

I can do that :o)

Regards Hans

P.S: With an hydraulic press, that is...

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Well I have once or twice but it was indirectly.... hehee

But did they answer back?

If pain was an answer then I'd say yes...

Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

We don't have that problem here in the great white north. We gas em up give them a beer and send them on their way...