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Message 362441 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 14:44:14 UTC - in response to Message 362434.  

Your cat has been telling you that she wants a box...She'll give you those dirty looks until you submit.

I just feel sorry for Robert, all those women out there giving him dirty looks where ever he goes.
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Message 362442 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 14:44:23 UTC

Do you think we could get bionic to set up a project to data crunch women or is it possible that there just are not enough computers in the world to work them out and that maybe we should just keeping hoping for a SETI break through. But if we did do you think a alien intelligence would have any more clue than human men?
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Message 362457 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 14:58:04 UTC - in response to Message 362442.  

Do you think we could get bionic to set up a project to data crunch women or is it possible that there just are not enough computers in the world to work them out and that maybe we should just keeping hoping for a SETI break through. But if we did do you think a alien intelligence would have any more clue than human men?
My bet is that the Earth women and alien women will almost immediately go off to the ladies room together, giggling and gossiping and sharing lip gloss the way Earth women all do now.

I further wager that Earth men and alien men will look at each other, shrug their shoulders at the mysterious universal women's ritual of going to the ladies room in groups, buy a quick round of tequila shots to be consumed before the ladies get back and talk about sports.

I'd certainly buy the first round of shooters for ET and his boys!

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Message 362459 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:00:29 UTC - in response to Message 362442.  

Do you think we could get bionic to set up a project to data crunch women or is it possible that there just are not enough computers in the world to work them out and that maybe we should just keeping hoping for a SETI break through. But if we did do you think a alien intelligence would have any more clue than human men?

As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)
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Message 362472 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:14:10 UTC - in response to Message 362459.  


As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)
Now THAT'S a good chuckle! You're funny, Es.


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Message 362475 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:15:40 UTC

Kowing our luck there probably is an artificial intelligence that can work out women. But the intelligence is probably female and will not give the answer: Or the answer is 42 or something frustrating like that...
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Message 362486 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:22:09 UTC - in response to Message 362479.  
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My bet is that the Earth women and alien women will almost immediately go off to the ladies room together, giggling and gossiping and sharing lip gloss the way Earth women all do now.


With handbags.... ;o)

I am thinking of so many wonderful one-liners on this subject...Most of which would bring me nothing but trouble.

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Message 362488 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:23:20 UTC - in response to Message 362479.  

My bet is that the Earth women and alien women will almost immediately go off to the ladies room together, giggling and gossiping and sharing lip gloss the way Earth women all do now.


With handbags.... ;o)

And 400 pairs of shoes....
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Message 362489 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:23:27 UTC - in response to Message 362441.  

Your cat has been telling you that she wants a box...She'll give you those dirty looks until you submit.

I just feel sorry for Robert, all those women out there giving him dirty looks where ever he goes.

I sadly agree........that's true. I'm going off now to have a cry... :-(
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Message 362507 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:52:30 UTC - in response to Message 362499.  


I am thinking of so many wonderful one-liners on this subject...Most of which would bring me nothing but trouble.


Don't worry...we're right behind you....


..hiding in the bushes. :o)

BUSHES? I'm hiding in a battle tank!!!! heheheheee
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Message 362510 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:53:49 UTC - in response to Message 362459.  

As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)

I was thinking "Barefoot@home." Has more of a ring to it. 8^]
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Message 362515 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 15:58:08 UTC - in response to Message 362510.  
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As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)

I was thinking "Barefoot@home." Has more of a ring to it. 8^]

o00! God's gonna get you for that one! I can hear the thunder... A flash of lightening's gonna stRike you down!

RUN, ROBERT! RUN!


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Message 362521 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:07:28 UTC

That was Rush....since we share the same 'Noodly' avatar, the confusion is understandable....However, I do actually need a place to hide. I'll take refuge in Rush's basement....I hear Canada is closed except for military deserters...lol
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Message 362528 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:16:45 UTC - in response to Message 362521.  
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That was Rush....since we share the same 'Noodly' avatar, the confusion is understandable....However, I do actually need a place to hide. I'll take refuge in Rush's basement....I hear Canada is closed except for military deserters...lol

He'd better take refuge there too then. You know what they say about lightning, right? "Three strikes and you're out!" LOL

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Message 362539 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:26:05 UTC - in response to Message 362528.  

That was Rush....since we share the same 'Noodly' avatar, the confusion is understandable....However, I do actually need a place to hide. I'll take refuge in Rush's basement....I hear Canada is closed except for military deserters...lol

He'd better take refuge there too then. You know what they say about lightning, right? "Three strikes and you're out!" LOL

That explains these 2 burn scars when I passed out on the lawn~~!!!
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Message 362541 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:28:18 UTC - in response to Message 362510.  

As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)

I was thinking "Barefoot@home." Has more of a ring to it. 8^]

Careful, you'll summon Jeffrey who will start going on about the good old days before women rebelled!
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Message 362543 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:29:59 UTC - in response to Message 362541.  

As long as the project is not called 'women@home'. ;-)

I was thinking "Barefoot@home." Has more of a ring to it. 8^]

Careful, you'll summon Jeffrey who will start going on about the good old days before women rebelled!

LMAO....You do make me chuckle sometimes....lol.......

If we pray to FSM will that help keep the bad people away?

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Message 362567 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:00:06 UTC

Hi guys im bac from work and i see some changes on the board...strange.
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Message 362572 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:08:57 UTC - in response to Message 362567.  
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Hi guys im bac from work and i see some changes on the board...strange.

You need to go back and reset your preferences...I was lost and befuddled when I beamed in here...I thought they had modded the entire month of July.

It took me several attempts to get my preferences back the way they were/

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Message 362575 - Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:13:45 UTC - in response to Message 362572.  

Hi guys im bac from work and i see some changes on the board...strange.

You need to go back and reset your preferences...I was lost and befuddled when I beamed in here...I thought they had modded the entire month of July.

It took me several attempts to get my preferences back the way they were/

I've never seen a bigger bunch of mucky pups in my life....
Some peoples kids... uugghhh...
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