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Siran d'Vel'nahr Send message Joined: 23 May 99 Posts: 7346 Credit: 44,181,323 RAC: 540
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WOW I really am caching up to you...... Change you username Fuzzy.... |-:< CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr XO - L L & P _\\// USS Vre'kasht NCC-33187 Winders 10 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker "Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14922 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 13
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Never mind... PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21803 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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Is that true? ever hear of schlong@home? A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14922 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 13
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I heard that you had to use steroids to become the posting champion...Is that true? PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21803 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Well let's say I got my voucher at 10K and cashed it in at 13K. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14922 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 13
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Is it true that for 25,000 posts you get a brand new car? PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... So you got one with inscription "Misfit, the first to break the 13,000 post barrier"? Or maybe I should say we, as I am you. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21803 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Yep, plus insisting on a gold watch helped too. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14922 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 13
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12,000 posts!...Wow!...Congratulations on the fabulous prizes you get for breaking 12,000...And you still have a chance to catch Misfit by 2007. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I thought it was only the first who broke the barrier who got one?! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
WOW I really am caching up to you...... No, that won't take long Congrats. "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14922 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 13
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Well...Good Morning! Good Afternoon! Good Night!... PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Monday ![]() Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 26
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My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. Yep only took 3 weeks by sailing ship mail. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Hi Oh Boy!
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Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21803 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. That's what I call SETI moving at the speed of business. me@rescam.org |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21803 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Well mine was for 10,000 but there wasn't a store yet... who said that? me@rescam.org |
Monday ![]() Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 26
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Hi CA (congrats) Misfit Buzz ZZZzzz bzzz bzz Look at me! My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. They're great! The liquid metal printing is fantastic! People - If you haven't got one yet I highly recomend them... |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Bloody Blabberwocky he is eh... ha ha haha!
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I love it!
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SuperBuZZ Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... WHAT??? He got one too???? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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