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Siran d'Vel'nahr 发送消息 已加入:23 May 99 贴子:7349 积分:44,181,323 近期平均积分:238
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WOW I really am caching up to you...... Change you username Fuzzy.... |-:< CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr XO - L L & P _\\// USS Vre'kasht NCC-33187 Winders 10 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker "Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath |
Daniel Michel 发送消息 已加入:2 Feb 04 贴子:14923 积分:1,378,607 近期平均积分:6
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Never mind... PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Misfit 发送消息 已加入:21 Jun 01 贴子:21803 积分:2,815,091 近期平均积分:0
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Is that true? ever hear of schlong@home? A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel 发送消息 已加入:2 Feb 04 贴子:14923 积分:1,378,607 近期平均积分:6
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I heard that you had to use steroids to become the posting champion...Is that true? PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Misfit 发送消息 已加入:21 Jun 01 贴子:21803 积分:2,815,091 近期平均积分:0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Well let's say I got my voucher at 10K and cashed it in at 13K. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel 发送消息 已加入:2 Feb 04 贴子:14923 积分:1,378,607 近期平均积分:6
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Is it true that for 25,000 posts you get a brand new car? PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles 发送消息 已加入:3 Apr 99 贴子:9659 积分:251,998 近期平均积分:0 |
Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... So you got one with inscription "Misfit, the first to break the 13,000 post barrier"? Or maybe I should say we, as I am you. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Misfit 发送消息 已加入:21 Jun 01 贴子:21803 积分:2,815,091 近期平均积分:0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Yep, plus insisting on a gold watch helped too. me@rescam.org |
Daniel Michel 发送消息 已加入:2 Feb 04 贴子:14923 积分:1,378,607 近期平均积分:6
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12,000 posts!...Wow!...Congratulations on the fabulous prizes you get for breaking 12,000...And you still have a chance to catch Misfit by 2007. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles 发送消息 已加入:3 Apr 99 贴子:9659 积分:251,998 近期平均积分:0 |
Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I thought it was only the first who broke the barrier who got one?! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Fuzzy Hollynoodles 发送消息 已加入:3 Apr 99 贴子:9659 积分:251,998 近期平均积分:0 |
WOW I really am caching up to you...... No, that won't take long Congrats. "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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Daniel Michel 发送消息 已加入:2 Feb 04 贴子:14923 积分:1,378,607 近期平均积分:6
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Well...Good Morning! Good Afternoon! Good Night!... PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Monday ![]() 发送消息 已加入:24 Sep 05 贴子:9676 积分:20,067,888 近期平均积分:12
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My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. Yep only took 3 weeks by sailing ship mail. |
Captain Avatar 发送消息 已加入:17 May 99 贴子:15133 积分:529,088 近期平均积分:0
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Hi Oh Boy!
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Misfit 发送消息 已加入:21 Jun 01 贴子:21803 积分:2,815,091 近期平均积分:0
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My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. That's what I call SETI moving at the speed of business. me@rescam.org |
Misfit 发送消息 已加入:21 Jun 01 贴子:21803 积分:2,815,091 近期平均积分:0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... Well mine was for 10,000 but there wasn't a store yet... who said that? me@rescam.org |
Monday ![]() 发送消息 已加入:24 Sep 05 贴子:9676 积分:20,067,888 近期平均积分:12
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Hi CA (congrats) Misfit Buzz ZZZzzz bzzz bzz Look at me! My SETI@HOME T shirt hat and pen just arrived from the US. They're great! The liquid metal printing is fantastic! People - If you haven't got one yet I highly recomend them... |
Captain Avatar 发送消息 已加入:17 May 99 贴子:15133 积分:529,088 近期平均积分:0
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Bloody Blabberwocky he is eh... ha ha haha!
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Captain Avatar 发送消息 已加入:17 May 99 贴子:15133 积分:529,088 近期平均积分:0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... I love it!
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SuperBuZZ 发送消息 已加入:28 May 99 贴子:1466 积分:438,350 近期平均积分:0
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Let's break out the 'Herradura Anejo'... for the 12K... WHAT??? He got one too???? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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