The one line story

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Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 337849 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 15:23:34 UTC - in response to Message 337832. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. The nightmare had ended but... I forgot about my bikini line so I.... had to get the razor out again... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 337849 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 338254 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 21:16:35 UTC - in response to Message 337849. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. The nightmare had ended but... I forgot about my bikini line so I.... had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... ID: 338254 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 338260 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 21:18:39 UTC - in response to Message 338254. [quote]The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. The nightmare had ended but... I forgot about my bikini line so I.... had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... ID: 338260 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 338279 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 21:23:25 UTC - in response to Message 338260. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... ID: 338279 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 338291 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 21:29:21 UTC - in response to Message 338279. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels ID: 338291 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 338472 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 0:19:48 UTC - in response to Message 338291. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 338472 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 338478 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 0:27:40 UTC - in response to Message 338472. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... And I had to sew them back on, by myself, with only alcohol to kill the pain. Now that thats over,..... ID: 338478 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 338497 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 0:52:24 UTC - in response to Message 338478. Last modified: 16 Jun 2006, 0:52:47 UTC had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... And I had to sew them back on, by myself, with only alcohol to kill the pain. Now that thats over,..... I realized I had sewed them to my chin and... ID: 338497 ·

RDC Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0	Message 338926 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 7:26:33 UTC - in response to Message 338497. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... And I had to sew them back on, by myself, with only alcohol to kill the pain. Now that thats over,..... I realized I had sewed them to my chin and... ...and looked like a complete fool but... To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... ID: 338926 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 338930 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 7:29:04 UTC - in response to Message 338926. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... And I had to sew them back on, by myself, with only alcohol to kill the pain. Now that thats over,..... I realized I had sewed them to my chin and... ...and looked like a complete fool but... it was kind of fun to tickle my chin and watch my nose.... ID: 338930 ·

RDC Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0	Message 338932 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 7:31:01 UTC - in response to Message 338930. had to get the razor out again... but it was blunt and i cut....... My Belly Button and my .... Legs, and man does it hurt. However.... I manged to save my jewels Which is a good thing because the last time i cut them off... And I had to sew them back on, by myself, with only alcohol to kill the pain. Now that thats over,..... I realized I had sewed them to my chin and... ...and looked like a complete fool but... it was kind of fun to tickle my chin and watch my nose.... turn bright red from the blood spurting up from my chin. To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... ID: 338932 ·

Stan Veit Send message Joined: 6 Jun 06 Posts: 2 Credit: 4,373 RAC: 0	Message 339420 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 16:22:00 UTC and then everything went dark. ID: 339420 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 339479 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 17:44:01 UTC - in response to Message 339420. and then everything went dark. hmm better pay that electricity bill and while out go and get a....... ID: 339479 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 339488 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 17:54:31 UTC - in response to Message 339479. and then everything went dark. hmm better pay that electricity bill and while out go and get a....... six pack for the dog... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 339488 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 339539 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 19:21:21 UTC - in response to Message 339488. Last modified: 16 Jun 2006, 19:21:47 UTC and then everything went dark. hmm better pay that electricity bill and while out go and get a....... six pack for the dog... which is a fair exchange .i wonder if i try and exchange the cat i might get a.... ID: 339539 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 339542 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 19:24:06 UTC - in response to Message 339539. and then everything went dark. hmm better pay that electricity bill and while out go and get a....... six pack for the dog... which is a fair exchange .i wonder if i try and exchange the cat i might get a.... couple rolls of toilet paper, sucks trying to wipe with leaves. But, suddenly...... ID: 339542 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 339601 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 20:24:10 UTC - in response to Message 339542. Last modified: 16 Jun 2006, 20:24:42 UTC and then everything went dark. hmm better pay that electricity bill and while out go and get a....... six pack for the dog... which is a fair exchange .i wonder if i try and exchange the cat i might get a.... couple rolls of toilet paper, sucks trying to wipe with leaves. But, suddenly...... i remembered the coarse grit sandpaper i had .....maybe i could..... ID: 339601 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 339629 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 21:02:42 UTC ... finish sanding that new electric chair I bought at the..... ID: 339629 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 339637 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 21:18:07 UTC - in response to Message 339629. ... finish sanding that new electric chair I bought at the..... local flee market, where I got it for real cheap. :-) But then, out of no where,..... ID: 339637 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 339685 - Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 22:08:15 UTC - in response to Message 339637. ... finish sanding that new electric chair I bought at the..... local flee market, where I got it for real cheap. :-) But then, out of no where,..... ......Herbert Hoover came to me on a cloud of butterflies and screamed why OH WHY must you......... ID: 339685 ·

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