The one line story

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 333296 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 22:09:06 UTC - in response to Message 333283. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." not buy me a bicycle when i was a kid...sniff...why.... .."did you chose that awful wallpaper?" but even as the word left my mouth I realised that.. Mom doesn't have any taste whatsoever and... ID: 333296 ·

ghstwolf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 14 Oct 04 Posts: 322 Credit: 55,806 RAC: 0	Message 333482 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 3:01:12 UTC - in response to Message 333296. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." not buy me a bicycle when i was a kid...sniff...why.... .."did you chose that awful wallpaper?" but even as the word left my mouth I realised that.. Mom doesn't have any taste whatsoever and... She's out of beer too... Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here. ID: 333482 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 333490 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 3:06:57 UTC - in response to Message 333482. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." not buy me a bicycle when i was a kid...sniff...why.... .."did you chose that awful wallpaper?" but even as the word left my mouth I realised that.. Mom doesn't have any taste whatsoever and... She's out of beer too... and she has PMS to go with that gun... BOINC WIKI ID: 333490 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 333496 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 3:13:05 UTC - in response to Message 333490. and she has PMS to go with that gun... And that just sucks. But then, suddenly, out of the blue, mom says....... ID: 333496 ·

sapphire Send message Joined: 25 Dec 02 Posts: 136 Credit: 331,328 RAC: 0	Message 333700 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 8:55:51 UTC - in response to Message 333496. and she has PMS to go with that gun... And that just sucks. But then, suddenly, out of the blue, mom says....... mmmmmmmm doughtnuts ............this and the sudden liking for guns lead me to assume shes dating a......... p p pick up a penguin they hate waiting on buses!!! ID: 333700 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 333798 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 12:25:44 UTC - in response to Message 333700. and she has PMS to go with that gun... And that just sucks. But then, suddenly, out of the blue, mom says....... mmmmmmmm doughtnuts ............this and the sudden liking for guns lead me to assume shes dating a......... Bakery Mobster...Who is know for his.... ID: 333798 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 333816 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 12:51:54 UTC - in response to Message 333798. and she has PMS to go with that gun... And that just sucks. But then, suddenly, out of the blue, mom says....... mmmmmmmm doughtnuts ............this and the sudden liking for guns lead me to assume shes dating a......... Bakery Mobster...Who is know for his.... deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... ID: 333816 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 333856 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 13:41:37 UTC - in response to Message 333816. and she has PMS to go with that gun... And that just sucks. But then, suddenly, out of the blue, mom says....... mmmmmmmm doughtnuts ............this and the sudden liking for guns lead me to assume shes dating a......... Bakery Mobster...Who is know for his.... deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ ID: 333856 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 334153 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 21:30:56 UTC - in response to Message 333856. Last modified: 11 Jun 2006, 21:31:11 UTC deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 334153 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 334155 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 21:33:44 UTC - in response to Message 334153. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... this whole story never took place. However ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 334155 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 334156 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 21:35:17 UTC - in response to Message 334153. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 334156 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 334160 - Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 21:40:51 UTC - in response to Message 334156. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. ID: 334160 ·

RDC Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0	Message 336439 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 9:21:45 UTC - in response to Message 334160. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... ID: 336439 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 336441 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 9:27:06 UTC - in response to Message 336439. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... ID: 336441 ·

Scary Capitalist Send message Joined: 21 May 01 Posts: 7404 Credit: 97,085 RAC: 0	Message 336627 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 15:02:44 UTC - in response to Message 336441. deliciously filled doughnuts, that put you in a trance, so that he can rob you of everything you had. However...... The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... actually became Noodly and was touched by... Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ID: 336627 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 337021 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 21:21:49 UTC - in response to Message 336441. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 337021 ·

SuperBuZZ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0	Message 337739 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 14:08:19 UTC - in response to Message 337021. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ID: 337739 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 337749 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 14:14:50 UTC - in response to Message 337739. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. Reality Internet Personality ID: 337749 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 337829 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 15:13:32 UTC - in response to Message 337749. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. The nightmare had ended but... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 337829 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 337832 - Posted: 15 Jun 2006, 15:15:16 UTC - in response to Message 337829. The hole in his Dougnut Heart was big and he created............ A wormhole, which sucked our entire universe into a parallel dismension in -1 second, which meant... ... the dead penguin could no longer be found, and ... My Alarm Clock Buzzed me into consciousness, Time to start a brand new Day. When I got up, all I could think of was the dream. It seemed so real, I am still trembling at the thought that I....... Nearly killed my alter ego and... forgot to wax my car... ..and my legs.. The nightmare had ended but... I forgot about my bikini line so I.... ID: 337832 ·

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