The one line story

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Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 332301 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 17:06:39 UTC - in response to Message 332275. about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... .. and proceed to seek ways to produce magnum shells, but ... He really needed a good, stiff drink before he did what he had to do... ... look for an engine, as the main component he lacked was an engine! A Ford Mustang without an engine was about as cool as a ... showing up for the wedding on the wrong day.... even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 332301 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 332625 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 23:29:12 UTC - in response to Message 332301. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 332625 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332630 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 23:32:04 UTC - in response to Message 332625. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ID: 332630 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 332635 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 23:36:43 UTC - in response to Message 332625. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. I thought, while I was staring at ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 332635 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 332683 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 0:35:08 UTC - in response to Message 332630. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ... an exchange bride for the dolly dog I had inhereted. Still I must look on the brights side, I have only ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 332683 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332687 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 0:39:00 UTC - in response to Message 332683. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ... an exchange bride for the dolly dog I had inhereted. Still I must look on the brights side, I have only ... ..one life to give for my....... ID: 332687 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 332693 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 0:42:55 UTC - in response to Message 332687. Last modified: 10 Jun 2006, 0:43:11 UTC even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ... an exchange bride for the dolly dog I had inhereted. Still I must look on the brights side, I have only ... ..one life to give for my....... psychohtic pug that is always.. ID: 332693 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332697 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 0:44:41 UTC - in response to Message 332693. Last modified: 10 Jun 2006, 0:44:56 UTC even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ... an exchange bride for the dolly dog I had inhereted. Still I must look on the brights side, I have only ... ..one life to give for my....... psychohtic pug that is always.. Humping My Leg....and ID: 332697 ·

SuperBuZZ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0	Message 332713 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 1:02:01 UTC - in response to Message 332697. even his beloved had turned out to be a BrideZilla ... Still, thats what you get for using Google. InternetBrides.com, I wonder if they'll give me a .... ... an exchange bride for the dolly dog I had inhereted. Still I must look on the brights side, I have only ... ..one life to give for my....... psychohtic pug that is always.. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets ID: 332713 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 332725 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 1:23:55 UTC - in response to Message 332713. Last modified: 10 Jun 2006, 1:24:27 UTC Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and ID: 332725 ·

Brian Silvers Send message Joined: 11 Jun 99 Posts: 1681 Credit: 492,052 RAC: 0	Message 332747 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 2:09:07 UTC - in response to Message 332725. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! ID: 332747 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332751 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 2:18:20 UTC - in response to Message 332747. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! With a super Duper Fantastick deal for the best vacuum on the market! Only 19.95 a month for 20 years so I........... ID: 332751 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9555 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 332779 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 3:42:30 UTC - in response to Message 332751. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! With a super Duper Fantastick deal for the best vacuum on the market! Only 19.95 a month for 20 years so I........... Decide to tell the guy to come in and show me just how good this vaccum is. Suddenly....... ID: 332779 ·

sapphire Send message Joined: 25 Dec 02 Posts: 136 Credit: 331,328 RAC: 0	Message 332926 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 9:25:10 UTC - in response to Message 332779. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! With a super Duper Fantastick deal for the best vacuum on the market! Only 19.95 a month for 20 years so I........... Decide to tell the guy to come in and show me just how good this vaccum is. Suddenly....... his vacuum sucked in my pet dog and most of my...... p p pick up a penguin they hate waiting on buses!!! ID: 332926 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 332927 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 9:28:32 UTC - in response to Message 332926. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! With a super Duper Fantastick deal for the best vacuum on the market! Only 19.95 a month for 20 years so I........... Decide to tell the guy to come in and show me just how good this vaccum is. Suddenly....... his vacuum sucked in my pet dog and most of my...... ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 332927 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332928 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 9:35:45 UTC - in response to Message 332927. Humping My Leg....and crapping on my carpets but in the meantime, while I wait for the pug to settle down, the doorbell rings and lo and behold, it's a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman! With a super Duper Fantastick deal for the best vacuum on the market! Only 19.95 a month for 20 years so I........... Decide to tell the guy to come in and show me just how good this vaccum is. Suddenly....... his vacuum sucked in my pet dog and most of my...... ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ID: 332928 ·

ghstwolf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 14 Oct 04 Posts: 322 Credit: 55,806 RAC: 0	Message 333240 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 20:21:52 UTC - in response to Message 332928. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here. ID: 333240 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 333255 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 20:39:33 UTC - in response to Message 333240. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 333255 ·

sapphire Send message Joined: 25 Dec 02 Posts: 136 Credit: 331,328 RAC: 0	Message 333282 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 21:32:18 UTC - in response to Message 333255. ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." not buy me a bicycle when i was a kid...sniff...why.... p p pick up a penguin they hate waiting on buses!!! ID: 333282 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 333283 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 21:33:04 UTC - in response to Message 333255. Last modified: 10 Jun 2006, 21:34:31 UTC ... furniture, except for the engine of the Dodge Viper I was repairing for a friend. When this happened I turned to the salesman and ... ...Said "Your Vacuum is a bigger sucker than I am!" so Packed up his... ..crap and showed him out the door. Meantime, I returned to look at the hole in the wall my mother has shot, when she killed the giant penguine. I turned and said to mother "Why did you ..." not buy me a bicycle when i was a kid...sniff...why.... .."did you chose that awful wallpaper?" but even as the word left my mouth I realised that.. Reality Internet Personality ID: 333283 ·

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