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... Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
a passing waterbuffalo which just happened to be........
...Floating by in the big Pink Panther Water Baloon with a dog on top doing a .....
an impression of james cagney whilst balancing a .........
... a large Claymore on his nose and drinking out of a glass of single malt. He achieved this feat but started to sneeze and ...
dropped the claymore onto a small field where the locals were......
Celebrating the newly elected turnip queen who happens to be a...
... a lovely maid dressed as Kylie Minogue who was rotating her hips like a ...
...Frog in a blender and the vision of this lovely young woman shaking about caused all the Menonite Men to.....
... have a fit, just as they suffered an extreme attack of flatulance. The smell was incredible and requires the newcomer to ...
... advise them they must stop eatig boiled cabbage for breakfast, lunch and tea or they might find it ...
... Increasingly explosive and deadly to all Females at the......
... back of the stage when they are trying to pull. So, with all this advice ringing in their ears they climbed in to their Jeep Wrangler and ...
... and headed up the Moutain to Howl at the full moon, This in turn cause all the...
... loonies in the local "Last Person to post Wins" thread to turn to the light and ...
They shouted Take Me! Take Me! and with that they all took off there clothes and...
... gamboled around in the snow until all their testicles fell off. When this happened they all cried with rage and pain and ...
... yelled I hope those Aliens have Hot Choclate and can reattach our little buddies....just then on the very moment......
... a wild and badly driven Hummer flew past, and right over their testicles, squashing the lot. A new cry went up as they pleaded for the aliens to give them hot chocolate, and recreate testicles for them. The aliens, Thor of Agnor, spoke, with a deep and wise voice, and said un to them we will ...
... help you only if you're prepared to dress up as firefighters for the purpose of ...
...Doing the Full Monty in front of 1,000 Drunk Amish women who were told that they could...
Have it all if the price was right or they could have...
... to plough up all their fields of corn on the cob and give it to the ...
... major pharmaceutical supposetary manufacturers and asked them to turn it into ...
...A new form of viagra for Amish Men it makes thier ....
... brain swell and their nads shrivel to the size of....
... Cr's nuts which is a wery bad thing for Amish men but not for...
... their families who generally conceded there not as intelligent as the rest of the population, and something needs to be done about them continuing to ...
....breed with the aliens, too many eyes and testicals to contend with so naturally the Woman started a ..........
throwing poop, it seemed like a good idea at the time just like....
(Trowing Poop what Kind of Crap is that?)
.......The Time Grandpa filled his pants and started yelling....
... about his discomfort as he was about to be given a poultice bath for his alien skin treatment, when he was ...
... Castraited by Grandma and she served it in a bun with Chile and Cheese to the ........Poop Boy..
... ane everybody knows the history of crimes that Poop Boy has..
... but, it was also a well known fact that many in his family had never heard of him, so he turned in dispair to the knife in his hands and cut his throat. This caused him to fall over and the body tumbled in to the crevase and ...
... with the loss of this well loved character the family turned in despair to the local Amish who supply them with more ...
Milk, Butter, chocolate strawberries and a wonderfull sweet cream bubble bath and have some............
... beautiful nubile young nymphs ready for the bubble bath jacussi they are building for the community to ...
... do their washing like a giant washmachine and then play in the bubbles...
... and keep the community clean and healthy by applying carbolic to their skin to ...
... remove the stains from the chocolate sauce which they had smeared all over.....
... their chests, instead of goose fat, to cure their colds, but it turned out to be too ...
... spoiled and made the community even more sick from the smell of all that rotten....
... cabbage they keep eating which upsets their diet and causes the community to ...
....Release Gas with all prejudice the gas can strip the paint off the walls and whip the Nymps into a .....
... frenzy of dancing, while they all piled on to the aliens flying saucer which was on the way to Beta Quarrg Prime, where they could ...
... some seriously cheap cocktails and complimentary olives before they...
... climbed in to their saucers and flew to Tau Century (first stop) at warp 11.6, at which time their ships would ...
... be impounded due to them drinking and flying this would mean that ....
... they could'nt pass their breath test and could loose their space pilot license. The answer was to move over to a small solar system, park until sober, and ...
... wait for the cops to arrive, which were their cousins as is natural in UFO encounter cases...
... until the Gaould interfered and grabbed 5 or 6 as hosts, while the rest were assimilated by the Borg. This only left the drunken pilot who paniced and ...
... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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started to watch his collection of julie andrews movies but suddenly....
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John Clark
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... Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
a passing waterbuffalo which just happened to be........
...Floating by in the big Pink Panther Water Baloon with a dog on top doing a .....
an impression of james cagney whilst balancing a .........
... a large Claymore on his nose and drinking out of a glass of single malt. He achieved this feat but started to sneeze and ...
dropped the claymore onto a small field where the locals were......
Celebrating the newly elected turnip queen who happens to be a...
... a lovely maid dressed as Kylie Minogue who was rotating her hips like a ...
...Frog in a blender and the vision of this lovely young woman shaking about caused all the Menonite Men to.....
... have a fit, just as they suffered an extreme attack of flatulance. The smell was incredible and requires the newcomer to ...
... advise them they must stop eatig boiled cabbage for breakfast, lunch and tea or they might find it ...
... Increasingly explosive and deadly to all Females at the......
... back of the stage when they are trying to pull. So, with all this advice ringing in their ears they climbed in to their Jeep Wrangler and ...
... and headed up the Moutain to Howl at the full moon, This in turn cause all the...
... loonies in the local "Last Person to post Wins" thread to turn to the light and ...
They shouted Take Me! Take Me! and with that they all took off there clothes and...
... gamboled around in the snow until all their testicles fell off. When this happened they all cried with rage and pain and ...
... yelled I hope those Aliens have Hot Choclate and can reattach our little buddies....just then on the very moment......
... a wild and badly driven Hummer flew past, and right over their testicles, squashing the lot. A new cry went up as they pleaded for the aliens to give them hot chocolate, and recreate testicles for them. The aliens, Thor of Agnor, spoke, with a deep and wise voice, and said un to them we will ...
... help you only if you're prepared to dress up as firefighters for the purpose of ...
...Doing the Full Monty in front of 1,000 Drunk Amish women who were told that they could...
Have it all if the price was right or they could have...
... to plough up all their fields of corn on the cob and give it to the ...
... major pharmaceutical supposetary manufacturers and asked them to turn it into ...
...A new form of viagra for Amish Men it makes thier ....
... brain swell and their nads shrivel to the size of....
... Cr's nuts which is a wery bad thing for Amish men but not for...
... their families who generally conceded there not as intelligent as the rest of the population, and something needs to be done about them continuing to ...
....breed with the aliens, too many eyes and testicals to contend with so naturally the Woman started a ..........
throwing poop, it seemed like a good idea at the time just like....
(Trowing Poop what Kind of Crap is that?)
.......The Time Grandpa filled his pants and started yelling....
... about his discomfort as he was about to be given a poultice bath for his alien skin treatment, when he was ...
... Castraited by Grandma and she served it in a bun with Chile and Cheese to the ........Poop Boy..
... ane everybody knows the history of crimes that Poop Boy has..
... but, it was also a well known fact that many in his family had never heard of him, so he turned in dispair to the knife in his hands and cut his throat. This caused him to fall over and the body tumbled in to the crevase and ...
... with the loss of this well loved character the family turned in despair to the local Amish who supply them with more ...
Milk, Butter, chocolate strawberries and a wonderfull sweet cream bubble bath and have some............
... beautiful nubile young nymphs ready for the bubble bath jacussi they are building for the community to ...
... do their washing like a giant washmachine and then play in the bubbles...
... and keep the community clean and healthy by applying carbolic to their skin to ...
... remove the stains from the chocolate sauce which they had smeared all over.....
... their chests, instead of goose fat, to cure their colds, but it turned out to be too ...
... spoiled and made the community even more sick from the smell of all that rotten....
... cabbage they keep eating which upsets their diet and causes the community to ...
....Release Gas with all prejudice the gas can strip the paint off the walls and whip the Nymps into a .....
... frenzy of dancing, while they all piled on to the aliens flying saucer which was on the way to Beta Quarrg Prime, where they could ...
... some seriously cheap cocktails and complimentary olives before they...
... climbed in to their saucers and flew to Tau Century (first stop) at warp 11.6, at which time their ships would ...
... be impounded due to them drinking and flying this would mean that ....
... they could'nt pass their breath test and could loose their space pilot license. The answer was to move over to a small solar system, park until sober, and ...
... wait for the cops to arrive, which were their cousins as is natural in UFO encounter cases...
... until the Gaould interfered and grabbed 5 or 6 as hosts, while the rest were assimilated by the Borg. This only left the drunken pilot who paniced and ...
... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
... started to watch his collection of Julie Andrews movies but suddenly....
... the "Sound of Music" turned frightingly blood red from the Avatars and ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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a jar of beetroot he had been eating but threw at the screen in disgust when....
p p pick up a penguin
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.....he realized fireworks weren't for 4th of July anymore...
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as he used to make a nice living smuggling illegally large ones into the country in a .....
p p pick up a penguin
they hate waiting on buses!!!
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John Clark
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Joined: 29 Sep 99
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... Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
a passing waterbuffalo which just happened to be........
...Floating by in the big Pink Panther Water Baloon with a dog on top doing a .....
an impression of james cagney whilst balancing a .........
... a large Claymore on his nose and drinking out of a glass of single malt. He achieved this feat but started to sneeze and ...
dropped the claymore onto a small field where the locals were......
Celebrating the newly elected turnip queen who happens to be a...
... a lovely maid dressed as Kylie Minogue who was rotating her hips like a ...
...Frog in a blender and the vision of this lovely young woman shaking about caused all the Menonite Men to.....
... have a fit, just as they suffered an extreme attack of flatulance. The smell was incredible and requires the newcomer to ...
... advise them they must stop eatig boiled cabbage for breakfast, lunch and tea or they might find it ...
... Increasingly explosive and deadly to all Females at the......
... back of the stage when they are trying to pull. So, with all this advice ringing in their ears they climbed in to their Jeep Wrangler and ...
... and headed up the Moutain to Howl at the full moon, This in turn cause all the...
... loonies in the local "Last Person to post Wins" thread to turn to the light and ...
They shouted Take Me! Take Me! and with that they all took off there clothes and...
... gamboled around in the snow until all their testicles fell off. When this happened they all cried with rage and pain and ...
... yelled I hope those Aliens have Hot Choclate and can reattach our little buddies....just then on the very moment......
... a wild and badly driven Hummer flew past, and right over their testicles, squashing the lot. A new cry went up as they pleaded for the aliens to give them hot chocolate, and recreate testicles for them. The aliens, Thor of Agnor, spoke, with a deep and wise voice, and said un to them we will ...
... help you only if you're prepared to dress up as firefighters for the purpose of ...
...Doing the Full Monty in front of 1,000 Drunk Amish women who were told that they could...
Have it all if the price was right or they could have...
... to plough up all their fields of corn on the cob and give it to the ...
... major pharmaceutical supposetary manufacturers and asked them to turn it into ...
...A new form of viagra for Amish Men it makes thier ....
... brain swell and their nads shrivel to the size of....
... Cr's nuts which is a wery bad thing for Amish men but not for...
... their families who generally conceded there not as intelligent as the rest of the population, and something needs to be done about them continuing to ...
....breed with the aliens, too many eyes and testicals to contend with so naturally the Woman started a ..........
throwing poop, it seemed like a good idea at the time just like....
(Trowing Poop what Kind of Crap is that?)
.......The Time Grandpa filled his pants and started yelling....
... about his discomfort as he was about to be given a poultice bath for his alien skin treatment, when he was ...
... Castraited by Grandma and she served it in a bun with Chile and Cheese to the ........Poop Boy..
... ane everybody knows the history of crimes that Poop Boy has..
... but, it was also a well known fact that many in his family had never heard of him, so he turned in dispair to the knife in his hands and cut his throat. This caused him to fall over and the body tumbled in to the crevase and ...
... with the loss of this well loved character the family turned in despair to the local Amish who supply them with more ...
Milk, Butter, chocolate strawberries and a wonderfull sweet cream bubble bath and have some............
... beautiful nubile young nymphs ready for the bubble bath jacussi they are building for the community to ...
... do their washing like a giant washmachine and then play in the bubbles...
... and keep the community clean and healthy by applying carbolic to their skin to ...
... remove the stains from the chocolate sauce which they had smeared all over.....
... their chests, instead of goose fat, to cure their colds, but it turned out to be too ...
... spoiled and made the community even more sick from the smell of all that rotten....
... cabbage they keep eating which upsets their diet and causes the community to ...
....Release Gas with all prejudice the gas can strip the paint off the walls and whip the Nymps into a .....
... frenzy of dancing, while they all piled on to the aliens flying saucer which was on the way to Beta Quarrg Prime, where they could ...
... some seriously cheap cocktails and complimentary olives before they...
... climbed in to their saucers and flew to Tau Century (first stop) at warp 11.6, at which time their ships would ...
... be impounded due to them drinking and flying this would mean that ....
... they could'nt pass their breath test and could loose their space pilot license. The answer was to move over to a small solar system, park until sober, and ...
... wait for the cops to arrive, which were their cousins as is natural in UFO encounter cases...
... until the Gaould interfered and grabbed 5 or 6 as hosts, while the rest were assimilated by the Borg. This only left the drunken pilot who paniced and ...
... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
... started to watch his collection of Julie Andrews movies but suddenly....
... the "Sound of Music" turned frightingly blood red from the Avatars and ...
... a jar of beetroot he had been eating but threw at the screen in disgust when ....
... as he used to make a nice living smuggling illegally large ones into the country in a .....
... a large jar of picklelilly and sourcraut on a large plate for the crew of the ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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And that is all he knew about that and he died.
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... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
... started to watch his collection of Julie Andrews movies but suddenly....
... the "Sound of Music" turned frightingly blood red from the Avatars and ...
... a jar of beetroot he had been eating but threw at the screen in disgust when ....
... as he used to make a nice living smuggling illegally large ones into the country in a ..... [/quote]
... a large jar of picklelilly and sourcraut on a large plate for the crew of the ...
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small ferry he had recently won in a game of.......
p p pick up a penguin
they hate waiting on buses!!!
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John Clark
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... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
... started to watch his collection of Julie Andrews movies but suddenly....
... the "Sound of Music" turned frightingly blood red from the Avatars and ...
... a jar of beetroot he had been eating but threw at the screen in disgust when ....
... as he used to make a nice living smuggling illegally large ones into the country in a .....
... a large jar of picklelilly and sourcraut on a large plate for the crew of the ...
... small ferry he had recently won in a game of.......
... 3 card stud, where the winning hand was a royal flush. The ferry was wooden with wood burning steam boilers like a New Orleans river boat. It was taken to the centre of the North Atlantic and the crew told to sail to the USA. So, they did and ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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all was going well till they entered the Bermuda Triangle where they ....
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... resorted to posting in the SETI Cafe in order to pass himself off as human since he was said to be appealing to the ladies....
... however, this odd behavouir did not resolve his immediate problems with the Gaould and the Borg. So, he went back to his shuttle and ...
... started to watch his collection of Julie Andrews movies but suddenly....
... the "Sound of Music" turned frightingly blood red from the Avatars and ...
... a jar of beetroot he had been eating but threw at the screen in disgust when ....
... as he used to make a nice living smuggling illegally large ones into the country in a .....
... a large jar of picklelilly and sourcraut on a large plate for the crew of the ...
... small ferry he had recently won in a game of.......
... 3 card stud, where the winning hand was a royal flush. The ferry was wooden with wood burning steam boilers like a New Orleans river boat. It was taken to the centre of the North Atlantic and the crew told to sail to the USA. So, they did and ...
... all was going well till they entered the Bermuda Triangle where they ....
... ran in to this half mile wide whirlpool and spun down, and spun down, in to it. They were absolutely terrified and ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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at the same time strangely thrilled because.....
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they were seriously into white water rafting but just thing a strange thing...
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***can we spawn a new one of these? I'm using DSL and it's taking me forever even***thx.
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