The one line story

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Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 331879 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 5:50:59 UTC - in response to Message 331871. ..was Polishing her Gun.... ... and there was a huge hole in the wall ... That you could see straight through to... ...a very large, very dead penguin which... was surprising as penguins werent in season till ..... July and this was May.... Period. Anyway, I said to my mother: "Why did you ... " "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 331879 ·

tekwyzrd Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Nov 01 Posts: 767 Credit: 30,009 RAC: 0	Message 331880 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 5:51:05 UTC - in response to Message 331871. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 5:53:43 UTC ..was Polishing her Gun.... ... and there was a huge hole in the wall ... That you could see straight through to... ...a very large, very dead penguin which... was surprising as penguins werent in season till ..... July and this was May.... I give up. Every time I try to post a line someone beats me to it and what I say makes no sense. I'm outa here. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) ID: 331880 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9549 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 331882 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 5:52:14 UTC - in response to Message 331879. ..was Polishing her Gun.... ... and there was a huge hole in the wall ... That you could see straight through to... ...a very large, very dead penguin which... was surprising as penguins werent in season till ..... July and this was May.... Period. Anyway, I said to my mother: "Why did you ... " "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" ID: 331882 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 331891 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 5:58:20 UTC - in response to Message 331882. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 331891 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 331910 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 6:34:42 UTC - in response to Message 331891. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars ID: 331910 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 331922 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 6:54:30 UTC - in response to Message 331910. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. Reality Internet Personality ID: 331922 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 331974 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 9:33:09 UTC - in response to Message 331922. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 331974 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 331983 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 10:18:29 UTC - in response to Message 331974. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... ID: 331983 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 332021 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 10:52:49 UTC - in response to Message 331983. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... but before she could say another word........... ID: 332021 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332030 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 10:57:50 UTC - in response to Message 332021. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... but before she could say another word........... That Penquin moaned " ID: 332030 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 332032 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 11:04:11 UTC - in response to Message 332030. "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... but before she could say another word........... That Penquin moaned " about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ID: 332032 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 332035 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 11:07:53 UTC - in response to Message 332032. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 11:08:44 UTC "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... but before she could say another word........... That Penquin moaned " about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 332035 ·

SuperBuZZ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0	Message 332043 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 11:11:19 UTC - in response to Message 332035. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 11:11:46 UTC "shoot that poor, innocent, beautiful creature???" My mother answered: "But I didn't mean to shoot the penguin, I was aiming at the ..." Burglars who had come to steal my magic penguin. That lays golden eggs, and keeps me in ... The style of living I beame accustomed too... but before she could say another word........... That Penquin moaned " about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ID: 332043 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 332045 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 11:11:38 UTC - in response to Message 332035. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 11:14:15 UTC about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts Reality Internet Personality ID: 332045 ·

steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0	Message 332050 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 11:14:51 UTC - in response to Message 332045. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 11:15:48 UTC about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ ID: 332050 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 332131 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 13:23:14 UTC - in response to Message 332050. about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... ID: 332131 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 332192 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 14:12:07 UTC - in response to Message 332131. about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... .. and proceed to seek ways to produce magnum shells, but ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 332192 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 332216 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 14:56:29 UTC - in response to Message 332192. about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... .. and proceed to seek ways to produce magnum shells, but ... He really needed a good, stiff drink before he did what he had to do... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 332216 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 332241 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 15:26:08 UTC - in response to Message 332216. Last modified: 9 Jun 2006, 15:37:58 UTC about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... .. and proceed to seek ways to produce magnum shells, but ... He really needed a good, stiff drink before he did what he had to do... ... look for an engine, as the main component he lacked was an engine! A Ford Mustang without an engine was about as cool as a ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 332241 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 332275 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 16:10:58 UTC - in response to Message 332241. about the standard of food and the fact his room didnt have a view.... ... of the back of the local MacDonalds, where he liked to go and ... dive through the dumpster... ..looking for body parts from 1960s ford mustangs........ He was so frustrated that others beat him to the parts he bought a very powerfull handgun... .. and proceed to seek ways to produce magnum shells, but ... He really needed a good, stiff drink before he did what he had to do... ... look for an engine, as the main component he lacked was an engine! A Ford Mustang without an engine was about as cool as a ... showing up for the wedding on the wrong day.... ID: 332275 ·

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