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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to .......
p p pick up a penguin
they hate waiting on buses!!!
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to .......
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
p p pick up a penguin
they hate waiting on buses!!!
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
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... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
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necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ...........
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ...........
A Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ......
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necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ......
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
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necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ......
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
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left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
nem·e·sis (nÄ•m'ÄÂ-sÄÂs) pronunciation
n., pl. -ses (-sēz').
1. An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
2. One that inflicts retribution or vengeance.
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
a passing waterbuffalo which just happened to be.............
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.. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
... my waist squeeked from the pinch when I was trying to ...
... wriggle my way in to a lacy black number, but I found my genitals showed under the hem. So, I was forced to ...
Pinking Shears to cut them off.. The Pain was excruciating, but brief..soon a warm feeling came all over....
... as I view my meat and 2 veg on an old dinnerplate. I thought that I could now really move with my friend down at the ...
duck pond where we usually went to ....
Make out and feed the Ducky's some Alka Seltzer and watch them Blow.......
their minds as soon as they try the JD. Still they will surely have a crop ache in the morning because ...
...They dont know what a crop ache really is but sure it's really really bad..
... so bad, in fact, that they actually suffered a combination of a migraine headache, irritable bowel syndrome, the screaming shits and flatulance (blame the dog!). This kept them nailed to the toilet and Alka Seltzer for 15 days, while gassing badly, until a passing snake oil salesman offered them a ...
light, which as you can imagine caused a gas explosion that took out 4 whole ....
....Rooms of the Duckhouse and enlarged the pond by 45 feet! The explosion blew all that Duck Crap............
... clear across the State of Texas and on to ...
Santa Fe, NM where they where having thier annual Hot Air Baloon Festival and...
archery contest this resulted in ......
... a Major Explosion when One of the Participants Shot a propane tank on the balloon, It showered ...
... Celtic Wolf, just as he was lighting up his competition BBQ, and ...
..Blew up CW's Fine BBQ Brisket all over MRS. CW Who threw it at the ...
Blond Lady with the Big....
butt, but it bounced off and hit...
a passing waterbuffalo which just happened to be.............
...Floating by in the big Pink Panther Water Baloon with a dog on top doing a .....
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