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left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
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left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
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left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
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left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
'''Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
'''Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
'''Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
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necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
.. there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
.. there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
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... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
.. there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
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left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
.. there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
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left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
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... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
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... left-handed screwdrivers and other such ...
necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
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necessities in life for the small population that...
... they were forced to introduce compulsory ...
left handed scissors into schools to ensure that...
... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ...
introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ...
...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to...
brainwash them into personal killer zombies...
In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches...
...But there was a complication...
They were all Right Handed so they needed to....
A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to....
... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ...
... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ...
Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said ".....
"Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..."
"...fiddle around my headlights? They just don't..."
... fitting right. So, I will need you to step across my lap, facing me, and sit on my ...
... Face that way I can I can adjust my headlights and clean my.......
... lips and teeth from this tartre. But how can I floss my ...
... Rear end Axels....
... with my face off the axle stands and not damage my rear bearings with the ...
... carborundum flossing plates used to clean flat 2D surfaces of all ...
... their detail, so they are safe to give to the children, so they can ...
... Study their homework in absolute privacy, but there was a flaw in the system and....
They found all the answers on the internet.... So then
... A huge lightning storm came, and knocked out the power, causing the computer to shut down. I then thought......
... there is no way, NO WAY, I'm prepared to work without my computer. So, I went down the street to Waitrose to get a ...
Frosty Brew, which I had sworn years ago not to do again but tonight of all Nights I...
...happened to walk into that gin joint where she walked into and then......
...I saw her with her new Girlfriend upon seeing this I realized that I was
ready to become a....
... transvestite and show the children how I can bring them up properly. As I changed in to a ...
Pink Chiffon Dress with matching heels, I must have gained a little weight because my....
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