The one line story

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 348464 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 17:38:11 UTC - in response to Message 348449. ...air filter on my Cherry Red '69 El Camino, while at the same time... playing the theme to Buck Rodgers on a miniature....... banjo he had recently bought from... A ukulele salesman from Portugal and he was totally..... engrossed in his collection of george formby films ,time to consult a ....... ....Medium to consult the spirits about Stonehenge and........... great spiritual mysteries like that age old question ,what is the meaning of.... ... having to take off your rubber pants and go to the toilet at 3:30 a.m., so I thought I had better ... ...do it while I had the chance before i went to bed with... My Glaloshes and earmuffs on, Plus My lttle plastic......... ...thong which is always making my... Cheeks chafe Plus it gets snaged on my Belly........ ID: 348464 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 348521 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 19:49:55 UTC - in response to Message 348464. Last modified: 25 Jun 2006, 19:53:08 UTC ....Medium to consult the spirits about Stonehenge and........... great spiritual mysteries like that age old question ,what is the meaning of.... ... having to take off your rubber pants and go to the toilet at 3:30 a.m., so I thought I had better ... ...do it while I had the chance before i went to bed with... My Glaloshes and earmuffs on, Plus My lttle plastic......... ...thong which is always making my... Cheeks chafe Plus it gets snaged on my Belly........ ... as there is a huge overlap due to the hanging down part, but this has enlarged my belly button to such an extent that ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 348521 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 348522 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 19:52:49 UTC - in response to Message 348521. Last modified: 25 Jun 2006, 19:54:24 UTC ...do it while I had the chance before i went to bed with... My Glaloshes and earmuffs on, Plus My lttle plastic......... ...thong which is always making my... Cheeks chafe Plus it gets snaged on my Belly........ ... as there is a huge overlap due to the hanging down part, but this has enlarged my belly button to such an extent that ... a few years ago it set up it's own government and sued for independence. Reality Internet Personality ID: 348522 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 348525 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 19:55:24 UTC - in response to Message 348522. Last modified: 25 Jun 2006, 19:55:53 UTC ... great spiritual mysteries like that age old question ,what is the meaning of.... ... having to take off your rubber pants and go to the toilet at 3:30 a.m., so I thought I had better ... ...do it while I had the chance before i went to bed with... My Glaloshes and earmuffs on, Plus My lttle plastic......... ...thong which is always making my... Cheeks chafe Plus it gets snaged on my Belly........ ... as there is a huge overlap due to the hanging down part, but this has enlarged my belly button to such an extent that ... a few years ago it set up it's own government and sued for independence. ... which was granted by the Central American Government of Ecuador. But they had just had an unfortunate international incident which caused it to compromise its advice on ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 348525 ·

BODLEY Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 02 Posts: 877 Credit: 125,351 RAC: 0	Message 348528 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 20:03:40 UTC left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... ID: 348528 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 348531 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 20:04:19 UTC - in response to Message 348528. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 348531 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 348533 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 20:07:40 UTC - in response to Message 348531. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 348533 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 348536 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 20:10:42 UTC - in response to Message 348533. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 348536 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 348545 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 20:22:25 UTC - in response to Message 348536. Last modified: 25 Jun 2006, 20:22:50 UTC left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 348545 ·

Spit_theDog Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Oct 03 Posts: 2 Credit: 23,300 RAC: 0	Message 348641 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 23:24:59 UTC - in response to Message 348545. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ID: 348641 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 348650 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 23:41:38 UTC - in response to Message 348641. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 348650 ·

SuperBuZZ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0	Message 348666 - Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 23:55:10 UTC - in response to Message 348650. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... ID: 348666 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 348668 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 0:12:50 UTC - in response to Message 348666. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ID: 348668 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 348673 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 0:16:57 UTC - in response to Message 348668. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 348673 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 348683 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 0:47:01 UTC - in response to Message 348673. Last modified: 26 Jun 2006, 0:47:14 UTC left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... ID: 348683 ·

sapphire Send message Joined: 25 Dec 02 Posts: 136 Credit: 331,328 RAC: 0	Message 348822 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 2:20:44 UTC - in response to Message 348683. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... a lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to.... p p pick up a penguin they hate waiting on buses!!! ID: 348822 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 349188 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 15:28:14 UTC - in response to Message 348822. Last modified: 26 Jun 2006, 15:28:54 UTC left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to.... ... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 349188 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 349217 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 16:29:09 UTC - in response to Message 349188. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to.... ... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ... ... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 349217 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 349294 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 19:15:01 UTC - in response to Message 349217. left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to.... ... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ... ... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ... Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said "..... ID: 349294 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 349461 - Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 23:59:52 UTC - in response to Message 349294. Last modified: 27 Jun 2006, 0:00:27 UTC left-handed screwdrivers and other such ... necessities in life for the small population that... ... they were forced to introduce compulsory ... left handed scissors into schools to ensure that... ... all the schoolchildren were able to cut their toenails properly, and put on their rubber diapers without struggling. This allowed them to ... introduce Nuclear Physics as an additional subject. Naturally, the children ... ...were curious as to how all this related to their teacher's plot to... brainwash them into personal killer zombies... In a plot to take over the world with left handed monkey wrenches... ...But there was a complication... They were all Right Handed so they needed to.... A lot of left handed monkies to use the wrenches to.... ... which was just fine to carry out the dastardly deed, as they were easier to train than children. But, during their training sessions, at which all the children were present, one of the larger monkeys ran across the room and ... ... grabbed a brush and rammed it up the teacher/trainer's ... Tail Pipe and the Teacher squeeled with delight and said "..... "Oooh! Fred! I never knew you cared so much? Now will you ..." It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 349461 ·

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