Rocky's Laughter 3 Closed.

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 524110 - Posted: 27 Feb 2007, 12:38:37 UTC Rocky's Laughter Thread is still Here! Post your best Jokes! ID: 524110 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 524160 - Posted: 27 Feb 2007, 15:34:32 UTC - in response to Message 524110. Rocky's Laughter Thread is still Here! Post your best Jokes! Ah HA!!!! Someone was paying attention. * My cunning plan is successful * lol ID: 524160 ·

AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0	Message 524372 - Posted: 28 Feb 2007, 0:50:38 UTC ID: 524372 ·

Dominique Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0	Message 525856 - Posted: 3 Mar 2007, 16:48:50 UTC "Excerpts from a Dog's Diary" 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! "Excerpts from a Cat's Diary" Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... ID: 525856 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 527960 - Posted: 8 Mar 2007, 7:20:04 UTC A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease." So the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything I can do, doc?" The doctor tells the patient, "Well, maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." "Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?" asks the man. "Probably not, but at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt." ID: 527960 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 528013 - Posted: 8 Mar 2007, 11:16:52 UTC - in response to Message 527960. A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease." So the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything I can do, doc?" The doctor tells the patient, "Well, maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." "Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?" asks the man. "Probably not, but at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt." Thats soo Mean...... ID: 528013 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 528014 - Posted: 8 Mar 2007, 11:18:38 UTC A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Parramatta, New South Wales courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. ID: 528014 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 528198 - Posted: 8 Mar 2007, 21:16:57 UTC - in response to Message 528013. A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease." So the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything I can do, doc?" The doctor tells the patient, "Well, maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." "Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?" asks the man. "Probably not, but at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt." Thats soo Mean...... Perhaps...but you laughed didn't you??? lol ID: 528198 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 537048 - Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 10:59:55 UTC Apple Computer announced today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ID: 537048 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 537151 - Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 17:03:07 UTC - in response to Message 537048. Apple Computer announced today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. LMAO!!!! Oh my...now that was a pretty good one CA....lol ID: 537151 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 544863 - Posted: 12 Apr 2007, 11:29:19 UTC Last modified: 12 Apr 2007, 11:29:49 UTC This thread is closed, Rocky isn't laughing anymore. ID: 544863 ·

Pawly Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 Jan 07 Posts: 2694 Credit: 1,049,945 RAC: 0	Message 544870 - Posted: 12 Apr 2007, 11:39:27 UTC I'm sure not! DONATE TO SETI ID: 544870 ·

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