Religious Thread [6]

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Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 273038 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:04:02 UTC - in response to Message 273035. Jesus loves Jeffery...the only problem is...he's dead. Who? ... Jesus, Jeffery, or both? I'm pretty sure Jesus is dead. I hope Jeffrey's not. I wouldn't want that. :-( Reality Internet Personality ID: 273038 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273041 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:06:34 UTC - in response to Message 273035. Last modified: 31 Mar 2006, 22:08:39 UTC Jesus loves Jeffery...the only problem is...he's dead. Who? ... Jesus, Jeffery, or both? Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier...JC on the other hand made his exit almost 2,000 years ago...about 33 years after ET visited his mama and made her a virgin again. Account frozen... ID: 273041 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 273042 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:07:42 UTC - in response to Message 273041. Jesus loves Jeffery...the only problem is...he's dead. Who? ... Jesus, Jeffery, or both? Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier...JC on the other hand made his exit almost 2,000 years ago...about 33 years after ET visited his mama. Oh my God! I'm 33! I hope I'm not Jesus. Reality Internet Personality ID: 273042 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273045 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:09:36 UTC - in response to Message 273042. Jesus loves Jeffery...the only problem is...he's dead. Who? ... Jesus, Jeffery, or both? Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier...JC on the other hand made his exit almost 2,000 years ago...about 33 years after ET visited his mama. Oh my God! I'm 33! I hope I'm not Jesus. And I hope you're not a virgin. Account frozen... ID: 273045 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 273047 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:11:42 UTC - in response to Message 273045. And I hope you're not a virgin. But Dogbytes, it's my mum who'd have to be the Virgin and I'd have to be shagging a prostitute. Reality Internet Personality ID: 273047 ·

BODLEY Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 02 Posts: 877 Credit: 125,351 RAC: 0	Message 273051 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:14:03 UTC Seriously ... You guys crack me up ... (no pun at all!!!!!) I reckon I am off to NodLand ... Bye all . ID: 273051 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273052 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:15:15 UTC - in response to Message 273047. Last modified: 31 Mar 2006, 22:15:52 UTC And I hope you're not a virgin. But Dogbytes, it's my mum who'd have to be the Virgin and I'd have to be shagging a prostitute. You would have to bring Maggie into this...you naughty girls. Account frozen... ID: 273052 ·

Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0	Message 273055 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:18:23 UTC - in response to Message 273041. Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier... You betcha I was... ;) ID: 273055 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273057 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:20:28 UTC - in response to Message 273055. Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier... You betcha I was... ;) The dead have come to life, praise the Lord! Account frozen... ID: 273057 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 273058 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:22:47 UTC - in response to Message 273057. Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier... You betcha I was... ;) The dead have come to life, praise the Lord! A miracle in the Religious thread! Call the Pope! Reality Internet Personality ID: 273058 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273060 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 22:24:03 UTC - in response to Message 273058. Last modified: 31 Mar 2006, 22:47:02 UTC Jeffery was still around live and kicking somewhere earlier... You betcha I was... ;) The dead have come to life, praise the Lord! A miracle in the Religious thread! Call the Pope! He'd poop...not to mention going out of business! Account frozen... ID: 273060 ·

Hev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Jun 05 Posts: 1118 Credit: 598,303 RAC: 0	Message 273077 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:06:58 UTC - in response to Message 273047. But Dogbytes, it's my mum who'd have to be the Virgin and I'd have to be shagging a prostitute. Does this mean I can start a cult? ID: 273077 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 273082 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:27:24 UTC - in response to Message 273077. Does this mean I can start a cult? Holy Mother of Es99. Reality Internet Personality ID: 273082 ·

Prognatus Send message Joined: 6 Jul 99 Posts: 1600 Credit: 391,546 RAC: 0	Message 273084 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:30:17 UTC Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...? ID: 273084 ·

MDomansky Send message Joined: 22 Oct 99 Posts: 75 Credit: 11,271 RAC: 0	Message 273090 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:38:55 UTC - in response to Message 273084. Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...? Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... *The expansion of the universe is driven by a need to get away from it all ...* ID: 273090 ·

Prognatus Send message Joined: 6 Jul 99 Posts: 1600 Credit: 391,546 RAC: 0	Message 273093 - Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:40:47 UTC - in response to Message 273090. Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...? Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation. ID: 273093 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273134 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 1:09:11 UTC - in response to Message 273077. Last modified: 1 Apr 2006, 1:13:37 UTC But Dogbytes, it's my mum who'd have to be the Virgin and I'd have to be shagging a prostitute. Does this mean I can start a cult? You've already got one...the TFFE and the Bennet Gezerett. You're our witch. Account frozen... ID: 273134 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273141 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 1:20:38 UTC - in response to Message 273134. Last modified: 1 Apr 2006, 1:22:50 UTC I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes... Now look we all know that TFFE is not really a cult, it's just that we live a slightly unconventional lifestyle and have a strange, but slightly hypnotic...hang about, I think you might be right. ;o) Yes, Master...! Account frozen... ID: 273141 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 273142 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 1:24:20 UTC - in response to Message 273093. Last modified: 1 Apr 2006, 1:25:24 UTC Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...? Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation. RÃƒËœR...as in fallopian rÃƒÂ¸r. Account frozen... ID: 273142 ·

Hev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Jun 05 Posts: 1118 Credit: 598,303 RAC: 0	Message 273336 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 10:16:54 UTC - in response to Message 273140. I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes... Now look we all know that TFFE is not really a cult, it's just that we live a slightly unconventional lifestyle and have a strange, but slightly hypnotic...hang about, I think you might be right. ;o) Our Gnu Speaks ID: 273336 ·

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