Roll back clocks by one second (Already accomplished)

Hack protein folding at home to produce dodos, saber-tooth tigers, wooly mammoths, and Jesus. Start a theme park.

Get a hurricane named after me.

Build a time machine using a Vespa that runs on aspirin, go back in time to 1919, patent the PageRank, transistor technology, and the binary digit. Retire in 9191 with a gogol-dollar retirement fund.

Develop and deploy µZaq Linux - The "Elevator, Bathroom, and Automated Unannounced Telephone Hold Music Wireless Warrantless Data Mining Embedded Microkernel for W, W, and W"

But most importantly, piss everyone off more than I did last year 'cuz for some of you it wasn't enough.

Thought it would be appropriate to start a thread for today, and have everyone post their New Years Resolutions.

Mine:

Work more, get paid more, pay off bills, become debt free, and buy more computers. Spend more time with the family, celebrate anytime I can.

Add away everyone. And once again, Happy New Years to you all!! Onward to another year of crunching!!!

Jeremy

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